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Apr 25, 2024

Man Runs Over Gator, Saves Friend

FINALLY…Florida Man gets to be the hero! More on the Florida gator flattening HERE! Photo by Michael Jerrard on Unsplash

Apr 24, 2024

Doorbell Cam Captures Car Crash Into House

Normally doorbell cams usually just catch package thefts and home break-ins. The whole story and the amazing video HERE! Photo by Conor Samuel on Unsplash

Apr 23, 2024

Woman Calls Cops To Report Bad Meth

She believed that the local sheriff operated a Better Illegal Business Bureau. More about the jaded jilted junkie HERE! Photo by Loren Biser on Unsplash

Apr 22, 2024

Bro Asks To Crack Open Beer During Arrest

Is this part of Florida’s “Stagger Your Ground” law? More on the drinking delinquent HERE! Photo by Christian Buehner on Unsplash

Apr 19, 2024

Passenger Boat Captain Gets Drunk, Falls Overboard

Remember the sea shanty “What Shall We Do With A Drunken Sailor?” The answer HERE! Photo by Billeasy on Unsplash

Apr 18, 2024

Bro Busted In Pizza Dough Pelting

Did the victim knead medical attention? The real spin on pizza pummeling HERE! Photo by Phil Hearing on Unsplash

Apr 17, 2024

Man Attempts Robbery With A Snake

Never bring a snake to a gunfight. More on the slithering sneak thief HERE! Photo by Jan Kopřiva on Unsplash

Apr 16, 2024

Attempted Bank Heist with Translator App

Attempted bank robbery translates to 3-5 years minimum. More on this “unspeakable” crime HERE! Photo by Luis Villasmil on Unsplash

Apr 15, 2024

Man Lost Cat, Goes To Court Naked

He showed up to court without his legal briefs. More on this international flavored mad-lib HERE! Photo by Brooke Cagle on Unsplash

Apr 12, 2024

Chase Suspect Flies Off 100 foot Cliff, LIVES

Hopefully, this dude can play the lotto in prison! Read all about his high felonious flight HERE! Photo Courtesy Judith Cordasci

Apr 11, 2024

Naked Axewoman in Louisiana Woods

Looking for a guy so she can bury the hatchet? We cut to the bare facts HERE! Photo by Kevin Schmid on Unsplash

Apr 10, 2024

Man Busted For Stealing Swear Jar

“Curses! Foiled again!” More on the capture of the foul mouthed felon HERE! Photo by Josh Appel on Unsplash