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Feb 18, 2025
Goldfish Fingerprint Fingers Felon
Who knew a little snack could lead to such a big catch? More on the one that didn’t get away HERE! Photo by Erik Mclean Mugshot by Pinellas County Sherriff
Jan 15, 2025
Burglar Busted By Dog Doo
A British bandit’s felony foiled by foul footwear. How a messy mistake landed a burglar behind bars HERE! Photo by Oliver Petry
Dec 13, 2024
Suspect Gets Stuck In Chimney Hiding From Cops
If only he hadn’t gone back for seconds on Thanksgiving. More on how this flue wriggling felon landed in lock up HERE! Photo by Fall River Police Department
Dec 12, 2024
Man Robs Store Twice in 15 Minutes
Usually when someone returns to the scene of the crime they wait awhile. More on this nefarious overachiever HERE! Photo by RDNE Stock project
Dec 5, 2024
Shoplift With A Cop
He confused “Shop with a Cop” for “Shop and Get Caught!” More on this foolhardy felon HERE! Photo by Kindel Media
Oct 14, 2024
Bag Marked “Definitely Not A Bag Full Of Drugs”, Full of Drugs
Hope they’re charge them with a felony attempt at irony. More on these unoriginal, lousy liars HERE! Photo by: Courtesy of Portland Police Bureau
Sep 3, 2024
Drug Smuggler Busted For Sleeping and Driving
This is just embarrassing. What self-respecting drug dealer drives a Tesla?! Read the whole story HERE! Photo by Roberto Nickson on Unsplash
Aug 26, 2024
Mayor Arrested For Providing Booze To Inmates
Are prison work crews allowed martini breaks? More about felony littering in Georgia HERE! Photo by John Cameron on Unsplash
Aug 1, 2024
Man Commits Crime To Prove He’s Not Dead
How boring a life did this guy lead? The story of the felonious pseudo-zombie HERE! Photo by Rajesh Rajput on Unsplash
Jun 21, 2024
Ex-Con Back Behind Bars Over Honey Bun
Now he’s gotta watch HIS buns! More on the reason for this sweet, delicious felony HERE! Photo by Markus Spiske on Unsplash
Jun 3, 2024
Woman Tries “Sweeping The Leg” during Arrest, Fails
She needs to watch a more current movie. The full story of the failed felony fight HERE! Photo by David Suarez on Unsplash
May 21, 2024
Robber Steals Money and Funyuns
Feel sorry for the poor dude that has to share a cramped cell with this clown. More details on the felonious Funyun fiend HERE! Photo by: Joseph Hill