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AI Helps Undo Very Expensive College Mistake

May 18, 2026

AI Helps Undo Very Expensive College Mistake

So this guy has been locked out of his Bitcoin wallet for more than a decade… which normally just means, “welp, that money’s gone forever.” Turns out, the problem started in college… when he changed the password while high. Which, honestly, feels like exactly when you shouldn’t be making long-term financial decisions. He says he … Continue reading AI Helps Undo Very Expensive College Mistake

High Low Cash Jackpot Winner – Sarah Hiatt

May 13, 2026

High Low Cash Jackpot Winner – Sarah Hiatt

Congratulations to Sarah Hiatt of Grove, our latest High Low Cash Jackpot winner! She took home $412.76! Listen every weekday at 7a, 9a, 11a, 1p and 3p for your chance to call us and guess the jackpot number. We tell you if the guess is too High or too Low. Get it correct and you’ll … Continue reading High Low Cash Jackpot Winner – Sarah Hiatt

Hot Dog Heist at High School

May 13, 2026

Hot Dog Heist at High School

There’s a very fine line between a high school prank and… whatever this was. Down in Florida, two guys hopped a fence at a high school in the middle of the night, found an unlocked door, and just… made themselves at home. They rode around on bikes meant for special needs students, poked through classrooms, … Continue reading Hot Dog Heist at High School

“Teen” Turns Out to Be Full-Grown Fraud

May 12, 2026

“Teen” Turns Out to Be Full-Grown Fraud

So this is both bold… and deeply confusing. A 28-year-old woman in New York somehow passed herself off as a 16-year-old and just… went back to high school. Like, full schedule, classes, the whole thing—for two weeks. She enrolled under a fake name, said she’d just moved in from Ohio, and nobody blinked… until the … Continue reading “Teen” Turns Out to Be Full-Grown Fraud

Pasta-Packed Packages Part of Lego Larceny

Apr 23, 2026

Pasta-Packed Packages Part of Lego Larceny

Some guy in California just turned pasta into a criminal accessory. Police say Jarrelle Augustine was buying high-end Lego sets—Star Wars, Marvel, the good stuff—then swapping out the pieces for dry pasta. Sealing the box back up, returning it, and pocketing the refund. And here’s the sneaky part: the pasta actually sounds like Legos when … Continue reading Pasta-Packed Packages Part of Lego Larceny

Wienermobile Wins the Prom

Apr 22, 2026

Wienermobile Wins the Prom

A group of high schoolers in Topeka just casually outdid every prom entrance ever… by showing up in the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile. And the best part? No big planning, no connections… just one kid walking up and asking. A junior named Breckan spotted the Wienermobile sitting in a Dillons parking lot, found the driver—yes, officially … Continue reading Wienermobile Wins the Prom

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Cops Check Up On Gamer Granny

Apr 20, 2026

Cops Check Up On Gamer Granny

In Ohio, 91-year-old woman missed her daily wellness check call—you know, one of those “just making sure you’re alive” programs. Her daughter couldn’t reach her either, so folks went into a bit of a panic. Police show up, her car’s in the garage, nobody answers the door… so yeah, alarms are going off. They finally … Continue reading Cops Check Up On Gamer Granny

Record Store Day 2026

Apr 17, 2026

Record Store Day 2026

Record Store Day is set Saturday, April 18th! The lineup for the annual celebration of all things vinyl is already out. This year’s drop stretches from classic rock royalty to buzzy pop favorites, with plenty of curveballs in between. We’re talking hundreds of exclusive releases designed to lure fans back into indie shops. The full … Continue reading Record Store Day 2026

Bandits Busted with Boosted Lego Loot

Apr 16, 2026

Bandits Busted with Boosted Lego Loot

Cops in California just busted three guys for stealing two trucks full of Legos. Apparently Legos are hot black-market items now. Deputies spotted a couple of suspicious box trucks tearing out of Mojave and pulled them over — jackpot. Inside? About a million bucks worth of high-end bricks, swiped somewhere on the way from Fort … Continue reading Bandits Busted with Boosted Lego Loot

20K, Two Generations, One Mother Road

Apr 14, 2026

20K, Two Generations, One Mother Road

Wyndham hotels are looking for the ultimate grandparent‑grandkid road trip duo — and they’re paying twenty grand for it. Yep, $20K to cruise the full stretch of Route 66, from Chicago to Santa Monica, all while posting your adventures on social media. They’re covering hotels — think classic roadside stays like Super 8, La Quinta, … Continue reading 20K, Two Generations, One Mother Road

Easy Ways To Boost Your Brain’s Happy Chemicals

Apr 6, 2026

Easy Ways To Boost Your Brain’s Happy Chemicals

So if you’ve got a case of the Mondays—or you’re just coming down from your Easter candy high—don’t panic. You’ve got four happy chemicals on your side: dopamine, serotonin, oxytocin, and endorphins. Dopamine’s the “heck yeah, I did it!” chemical, so celebrate your wins, even the tiny ones, or crank up some music and dance … Continue reading Easy Ways To Boost Your Brain’s Happy Chemicals

Drunken Airport Debacle

Apr 1, 2026

Drunken Airport Debacle

In Daytona Beach Airport in Florida, Bryan Parker apparently decided TSA lines were for amateurs. He plowed his blue Mustang straight through the airport gate and right onto the runway. And because this is Florida, he then tried to hop on a few planes—one even had passengers inside. Thankfully, it was locked. Cops finally nabbed … Continue reading Drunken Airport Debacle

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