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Sep 26, 2024

2 Crooks With Same Name Go On Crime Spree

At least it made the job easier for whoever filled out the arrest report. More on both bungling Bernie burglars HERE! Photo courtesy: Warwickshire Police / SWNS

Aug 22, 2024

Man Arrested For Impersonating Pizzeria

Sounds like a real pepperphony. Extra cheesy details HERE! Photo by Alan Hardman on Unsplash

Aug 19, 2024

Attorney Caught Smuggling Contraband Into Prison

At least it was all in his briefcase. More on the bootleg barrister HERE! Photo by Pau Casals on Unsplash

Aug 14, 2024

Arrested For Breaking INTO Jail

The good news for him is he’ll be there for a while! More on the brainless break-in HERE! Photo by Matthew Ansley on Unsplash

Jun 25, 2024

Given Choice, Beer Thief Takes Jail

Worst getaway plan ever. More on this bold beer bandito HERE! Photo by Teo Do Rio on Unsplash

Jun 19, 2024

Woman Flees Cops Because She “Can’t Afford to Go to Jail”

So, that didn’t QUITE work out for her! Details on this dimwit, destitute driver HERE! Photo by Derick Anies on Unsplash

Jun 7, 2024

Half-Naked Man Drives Into Jail

He might have no brain cells, but he’ll be spending plenty of time in jail cells. He was half-naked, but we have the whole story and video HERE! Photo by Melanie Wasser on Unsplash

Jun 4, 2024

Vandal Tells Cops He’s Mr. Monopoly

Of all the times for Mr. Monopoly to be caught without a “Get out of jail free” card. More on this counterfeit character HERE! Photo by Julian Hochgesang on Unsplash

May 13, 2024

Man Carves Name Into Patrol Car

Now he can carve his name into his jail cell wall. More on the winner of the pliers penmanship award winner HERE! Photo courtesy Broward Sheriff’s Office

Apr 26, 2024

Drunk Driver Sings During Arrest

Was it “Jailhouse Rock?” More on the tale of the tanked troubadour HERE! Photo by Dmitry Vechorko on Unsplash

Apr 1, 2024

Beef Jerky & Nuts Put Man In Jail

This is what’s called a “Florida charcuterie plate.” Read more about the pistachio pirate HERE! Photo by Jean-christophe Gougeon on Unsplash

Mar 26, 2024

Man Escapes Prison, Hit By Car

He quickly learned life is hard on the outside. More on how he became a casualty to karma HERE! Photo by Sanjeevan SatheesKumar on Unsplash