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Apr 19, 2024

Passenger Boat Captain Gets Drunk, Falls Overboard

Remember the sea shanty “What Shall We Do With A Drunken Sailor?” The answer HERE! Photo by Billeasy on Unsplash

Feb 29, 2024

Tourist Drives Off Cliff, Falls Into Sea, Lives

He goes by “Lucky.” More on the cliff diving Canadian Evil Knievel HERE! Photo by Joseph Holihan on Unsplash

Feb 21, 2024

Crooks Rob Store Dressed in Cookie Monster Pajamas

“C” is for Crookie, that’s good enough for me. Police need your help finding these Grouches. Read about it HERE! Photo by Jelleke Vanooteghem on Unsplash

Jan 31, 2024

Man Breaks Into School For Pizza

The good news is the quality of food in jail is slightly better than a school cafeteria. More on the prowling pizza pilferer HERE! Photo by Fatima Akram on Unsplash

Dec 13, 2023

Man Molests Manatee Mannequin

Oh the hu-manatee! More on the arrest of the mashed malfeasant HERE! Photo by Frank Wolsing on Unsplash

Nov 8, 2023

Otters Attack Swimming Man

Serene Lake – Come for the adventure, Stay for the tetanus and rabies shots. More regarding the ornery otter onslaught HERE! Photo by Kedar Gadge on Unsplash

Oct 31, 2023

Florida Police Chase Banana Man

He’s in a bunch of trouble but will get off on appeal. We Dole out the details HERE! Photo by Fran on Unsplash

Jul 31, 2023

Pennsylvania Police Perusing Banana Tossing Bad Guy

They threw the bananas, and split. 🍌💨🤾 Read all the fruity facts HERE! Photo credit: Photo by matthew Feeney on Unsplash

Jun 29, 2023

Samurai swords vs. pitchforks in Seatle

Do we need to check Seattle for a time portal, or is someone creating a Dollar Store version of “Highlander”? Read every wild detail here.