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Feb 19, 2025

Woman’s Date Cancels, She Attacks Him With Hoe

When date night turns into a hoe-down! Read about how she dug deep to express her disappointment with the situation HERE! Mugshot courtesy Polk County Sheriff’s Office Photo by Tim Foster on Unsplash

Dec 16, 2024

Thieves Rowboat Escape Fails

Their plan was full of holes—just like that rowboat! The lesson on why you should always have a getaway oarsman HERE! Photo by Polina Kuzovkova on Unsplash

Dec 2, 2024

Man Shoots Arrows At People In Walmart

Where’s the Sheriff of Nottingham when you need him? More on this stupid cupid HERE! Photo by Robin Battison on Unsplash

Sep 23, 2024

Robot Cop Catches Suspect

OK…Maybe not as cool as Robocop, but it got the job done. More on Texas’ computerized constabulary HERE! Photo by Possessed Photography on Unsplash

Jul 2, 2024

UFO on I-44

Can you really call it a UFO if it’s cruising along the highway on tires? Either way, the driver was no little green man! Read the story HERE. Photo by Albert Antony on Unsplash

May 17, 2024

Assault with Dirty Diaper

It’s not as bad as Cain and Abel, but it’s close. More on this going concern HERE! Damian Kasten mugshot (via Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office)

May 13, 2024

Man Carves Name Into Patrol Car

Now he can carve his name into his jail cell wall. More on the winner of the pliers penmanship award winner HERE! Photo courtesy Broward Sheriff’s Office

May 1, 2024

Busted for Road Rage Al Dente

Apparently he was feeling a little saucy. A story that’s impastable to believe HERE! Photo courtesy of Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office

Apr 23, 2024

Woman Calls Cops To Report Bad Meth

She believed that the local sheriff operated a Better Illegal Business Bureau. More about the jaded jilted junkie HERE! Photo by Loren Biser on Unsplash

Apr 3, 2024

Fentanyl Hidden In Easter Eggs

Easter Bunny’s hopped up on somethin’ or other. How one bad peep ended up in the eggs-press lane to prison HERE! Photo by Denisse Leon on Unsplash

Feb 16, 2024

Man Steals Yard Statues, Gives Them To Ex For Valentine’s Day

The good news is he likely met someone new that night in jail. The whole love gone wrong story HERE! Photo by Marah Bashir on Unsplash