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Dec 14, 2023

Woman Sneaks Gun Into MRI, Shot In Butt

To add insult to injury, her brain scan came up totally negative. More on this literal pain in the butt HERE! Photo by Camila Quintero Franco on Unsplash

Nov 13, 2023

Marked for Stupidity

A bit of historical stupidity from the Asinine Archives: These clowns had guilt written all over their faces. Read the story, and check out the mugshots here. Photo by Brett Jordan on Unsplash

Nov 8, 2023

Otters Attack Swimming Man

Serene Lake – Come for the adventure, Stay for the tetanus and rabies shots. More regarding the ornery otter onslaught HERE! Photo by Kedar Gadge on Unsplash

Sep 1, 2023

Police pull over Nebraska man with bull riding shotgun

No bull! Hanging out the passenger side of his best friend’s ride. See the video HERE! Photo by Nathan Dumlao on Unsplash

Aug 16, 2023

Autocorrect Leads to Police Raid, Assault

This is a perfect example of why you ALWAYS check your spelling. Read every stinking detail HERE! Photo by DuoNguyen on Unsplash

Aug 2, 2023

Texas Woman Attempts To Have Her Boyfriend Killed…TWICE… in the same night!

She could have just dumped him via text, but maybe she didn’t want to hurt his feelings.😳💔 Read the painful breakup details HERE! Photo by Marah Bashir on Unsplash

Jun 27, 2023

A Woman On The Run Hides Out on Disney Ride

A woman on the lamb hides from the law at Disneyland. Read the story here. Did they wait in the gift shop for her mugshot to be developed from the Thunder Mountain ride camera?

May 29, 2019

Friday’s “Stupid News” lead story…

You know you’re smoking too much marijuana when you shoot yourself in the bojangles and can’t remember you’ve stuck some up your bum. Trouble snowballs for man who shot himself. Read the story here.