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Apr 5, 2024

Walgreen’s Clerk Attack With Bible

Matthew, Mark, Luke and duck. More on the Florida Bible thumper HERE! Photo by Aaron Burden on Unsplash

Apr 4, 2024

Man Busted For Waffle House Tattoo Theft

Talk about an All-Star Special deadbeat. More background on the official new poster boy for the state of Florida HERE! Photo courtesy of Ink Godz Tattoos

Mar 19, 2024

Scammer Amputates Legs for Insurance Money

We could have “toed” him it wouldn’t work. More on why he had trouble staying one step ahead of the law HERE! Photo by R. du Plessis on Unsplash

Mar 11, 2024

Women Use Dead Man To Make Bank Withdrawal

Life imitating art. Too bad the art is “Weekend At Bernie’s.” The sad troubling details HERE! Photo by ian dooley on Unsplash

Mar 1, 2024

Stripper Hits Patron with Cash Wad

He’s just lucky strippers don’t get tipped in coins. More about the cash smash in the ‘stache HERE! Photo by Vitaly Taranov on Unsplash

Feb 6, 2024

Man Shot After Using Ladies Room

He was dying to use the bathroom, and almost did. More on how the urinator met the Terminator HERE! Photo by Sung Jin Cho on Unsplash

Jan 17, 2024

Woman Tries To Submit Dog Pee For Drug Test

“The good news is you’re drug-free. The bad news is you have kennel cough.” More on the test that landed her in the doghouse HERE! Photo by Sergio Arteaga on Unsplash

Jan 11, 2024

Christmas Tree Attacker Arrested Again

Can’t wait to see what she has in store for Valentine’s Day. More on the “holiday hit woman’s” latest exploits HERE! Photo by CHUTTERSNAP on Unsplash

Jan 2, 2024

Boyfriend Beaten With Xmas Tree

And you thought getting hit by a switch was bad as a kid. More regarding the Christmas Eve clocking HERE! Photo by Simon Berger on Unsplash

Dec 21, 2023

Pesky Saint Petersburg Punk Popped for Petulant Poultry Pelting

Here’s chicken in your eye! Story and mugshot here. Photo by Nathan Dumlao on Unsplash

Dec 13, 2023

Man Molests Manatee Mannequin

Oh the hu-manatee! More on the arrest of the mashed malfeasant HERE! Photo by Frank Wolsing on Unsplash

Dec 7, 2023

Man Hits Wife With Sausage

You’ll have to handle your own smutty punchline, because we’re not going there. Read how police were able to link him to the crime HERE! Photo by charlesdeluvio on Unsplash