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Jun 25, 2024

Given Choice, Beer Thief Takes Jail

Worst getaway plan ever. More on this bold beer bandito HERE! Photo by Teo Do Rio on Unsplash

Jun 13, 2024

Lamborghini Owner Virtually Begs for his Car to be Stolen.

We don’t like to victim blame, but when the victim is this stupid… Read the full story HERE. Photo by Dhiva Krishna on Unsplash

Jun 11, 2024

Optimus Prime Busted for Car Theft

More like Optimus “Crime.” There’s more than meets the eye to this Texas car thief. His story HERE! Photo by Arseny Togulev on Unsplash

May 7, 2024

Smoked Salmon Stolen

A criminal like this is known as a lox-picker. More about this fishy felony HERE! Photo by karl muscat on Unsplash

Feb 28, 2024

Bacon and Ammo Stolen From Freedom

God Bless ’Murica? More about the pork pillaging, buckshot bandit HERE! Photo by Gwendal Cottin on Unsplash

Jan 25, 2024

Amish Family Buggyjacked at Walmart

What’s worse, the catalytic converter was missing. More on the Grand Theft Auto side mission from 1840 HERE! Photo by Doug Kelley on Unsplash

Jan 9, 2024

Fire Truck Stolen Battling Blaze

They’re gonna be hosed when they get caught. More about the hottest ride in Atlanta HERE! Photo by Ryan Pouncy on Unsplash

Dec 19, 2023

Getaway Car Stolen While Thieves Were Thieving

So much for professional courtesy. More about the “Circle of Theft” HERE! Photo by Usman Yousaf on Unsplash

Nov 3, 2023

Car Stolen for Joyride Gets Carjacked

It started out like “Ferris Bueller’s Day” off and ended like “Gone in 60 Seconds.” More about the hot hooptie’s night out HERE! Photo by Samuele Errico Piccarini on Unsplash

Oct 18, 2023

Greek Thieves Snag $400K of “Liquid Gold”

Authorities are seeking Popeye for questioning. Details of the slick operation HERE! Photo by Roberta Sorge on Unsplash

Oct 17, 2023

Portajohns Stolen-Bobbies Baffled

It’s a real Loo-dunnit. All the smelly details HERE! Photo by Amit Lahav on Unsplash

Oct 10, 2023

Man Applies for Job, Steals Car

Being an assertive decision maker is something employers are looking for, unless those assertive decisions are felonies. More about the boneheaded bandit HERE! Photo by Tim Mossholder on Unsplash