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Feb 19, 2024

Felony Chewing Gum Theft

Cops are having a hard time finding her. Apparently, she’s kinda Wrigley. The story of how she went from Double Bubble to BIG TROUBLE HERE! Photo by Daniel Monteiro on Unsplash

Jan 25, 2024

Amish Family Buggyjacked at Walmart

What’s worse, the catalytic converter was missing. More on the Grand Theft Auto side mission from 1840 HERE! Photo by Doug Kelley on Unsplash

Dec 19, 2023

Getaway Car Stolen While Thieves Were Thieving

So much for professional courtesy. More about the “Circle of Theft” HERE! Photo by Usman Yousaf on Unsplash

Oct 2, 2023

Brainless Bandits Swipe Hornet Filled Shop Vac

Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, run like crazy! Read the stinging story HERE! Photo by Mathew Schwartz on Unsplash

Sep 27, 2023

Drug Dealer Calls Cops to Report Theft

Someone has spent too much time sampling his own supply. And this may not even be his dumbest arrest. More of this idiots inept exploits HERE! Photo by De an Sun on Unsplash

Sep 11, 2023

Deputy Imitates Dog to Nab Car Thieves

Hee’s such a gooood boooy! Get him a Scooby Snack. Hear how “Deputy Dog” duped the dolts HERE! Photo by Philbo 🇺🇦 on Unsplash

Aug 18, 2023

Crooks Busted After Posing With Loot On Social Media

Click like, subscribe, and follow me…to jail. Read how the brainless bandits were busted HERE! Photo by Osarugue Igbinoba on Unsplash

May 29, 2019

Tuesday’s “Stupid News” lead story…

His life has taken a dip, and now it’s the pits. California man arrested for stealing 730 avocados worth $620 from ranch: police https://www.foxnews.com/us/california-man-avocado-theft?fbclid=IwAR21zdOxC7eEZWpV4v0-q0Y0mgtRYmxaafiPOJmtwfRiuLLIRLMD1MUhrFI