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Aug 20, 2024

Poltergeist Movie House For Sale

The iconic home from the horror classic “Poltergeist” is on the Market. It comes with 4 bedrooms, 2 1/2 bathrooms, and, we can only assume, 2 gateways to Hell. Here is the Zillow listing. Photo by Alexander Grey on Unsplash

Aug 20, 2024

Woman Charged in Ravioli Attack

The victim is now suffering from PTSD – Pasta Traumatic Sauce Disorder. Find all the saucy details HERE! Photo by Andreas Avgousti on Unsplash

Aug 19, 2024

Attorney Caught Smuggling Contraband Into Prison

At least it was all in his briefcase. More on the bootleg barrister HERE! Photo by Pau Casals on Unsplash

Aug 15, 2024

Arrested For Sharing Applebee’s Appetizer

Applebees: Our food is arresting. More on the woman arrested for eatin’ a little too good in the neighborhood HERE! Photo by Nelson Ndongala on Unsplash

Aug 14, 2024

Arrested For Breaking INTO Jail

The good news for him is he’ll be there for a while! More on the brainless break-in HERE! Photo by Matthew Ansley on Unsplash

Aug 13, 2024

Man Steals Cop Car With Cop IN It

He’s charged with grand theft auto in the dumbest degree. More about this half-wit hijacking, including the surveillance video HERE! Photo by Stephen Picilaidis on Unsplash

Aug 12, 2024

DUI Simulator Runs Over 5 People

The drunk driving was simulated; the lawyers will be VERY real. All the smashing details HERE! Photo by Frames For Your Heart on Unsplash

Aug 9, 2024

Man Rigged Toilets to Explode

It was a real whizz bang kind of prank. Read all the explosive details HERE! Photo by Gabor Monori on Unsplash

Aug 7, 2024

Man Attacks Mom With Spaghetti

This story brought to you by Shout Laundry Stain Remover. More on the attack that left an al dente in their relationship HERE! Photo by Mandy Bourke on Unsplash

Aug 6, 2024

Customer Finds Nose Ring In Food

Yo quiero nose nugget. More about this disgusting version of a Kid’s Meal toy HERE! Photo by 🐣 Luca Iaconelli 🦊 on Unsplash

Jul 31, 2024

Giant Gorilla Sofas Now A Real Thing

Did you see the giant gorilla sofa that went internet viral earlier this month? They were generated by A.I. and didn’t actually exist in real life . . . until NOW. However, it’s going to cost you a lot of bananas! See them HERE! Photo by Joshua J. Cotten on Unsplash

Jul 30, 2024

Marian Days this week in Carthage

The 46th Annual Marian Days begins this Thursday in Carthage. With an average of 60,000 pilgrims descending on Carthage this week, there will be some traffic issues. Find more details HERE.