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Apr 9, 2024

Woman Gets Speeding Ticket While Being Towed

You get a tow truck driver who wants to help you get your car fixed as quick as possible, and THIS happens. Read more about the phantom speeder HERE! Photo by Denny Müller on Unsplash

Apr 5, 2024

Walgreen’s Clerk Attack With Bible

Matthew, Mark, Luke and duck. More on the Florida Bible thumper HERE! Photo by Aaron Burden on Unsplash

Apr 4, 2024

Man Busted For Waffle House Tattoo Theft

Talk about an All-Star Special deadbeat. More background on the official new poster boy for the state of Florida HERE! Photo courtesy of Ink Godz Tattoos

Apr 3, 2024

Fentanyl Hidden In Easter Eggs

Easter Bunny’s hopped up on somethin’ or other. How one bad peep ended up in the eggs-press lane to prison HERE! Photo by Denisse Leon on Unsplash

Apr 2, 2024

Crook Detained With Weedwhacker

Stealing landscaping equipment? That’s whack! More on the capture of the landscape looter HERE! Photo by Esteban Benites on Unsplash

Apr 1, 2024

Beef Jerky & Nuts Put Man In Jail

This is what’s called a “Florida charcuterie plate.” Read more about the pistachio pirate HERE! Photo by Jean-christophe Gougeon on Unsplash

Mar 29, 2024

Epic Front End Loader Chase

Maybe stealing a front end loader was on his bucket list. Read the wild story and see the video HERE! Photo by Zac Edmonds on Unsplash

Mar 28, 2024

Man Attacked With USB Thumb Drive

Sure hope the victim wasn’t infected with… a virus. More details on what sounds like a “Revenge of the Nerds” horror spin-off HERE! Photo by charlesdeluvio on Unsplash

Mar 27, 2024

Insects Found In Colonoscopies

As if you didn’t stress about it enough. The shocking list of insects found during people’s colonoscopies HERE! Photo by USGS on Unsplash

Mar 27, 2024

Woman Holds Dryer Repairman at Gunpoint

The good news is she’ll have working dryers in the prison laundry. The whole story HERE! Photo by Sana Saidi on Unsplash

Mar 26, 2024

Man Escapes Prison, Hit By Car

He quickly learned life is hard on the outside. More on how he became a casualty to karma HERE! Photo by Sanjeevan SatheesKumar on Unsplash

Mar 25, 2024

Pastor Hires Hitman to Take Down Daughter’s Beau

Sounds like he needs a refresher on the Good Book. More on the homicidal holy man HERE! Photo by Tengyart on Unsplash