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Nov 28, 2023

The Disneyland Streaker

Some Dumbo got Goofy and pulled a Donald Duck. Read the naked truth HERE! Photo by Kin Li on Unsplash

Nov 27, 2023

Man Busted for Assault With Oreos

Let’s all just be glad they weren’t Double Stuff Oreos. Read more about how the cookie crumbled HERE! Photo by Brad Switzer on Unsplash

Nov 24, 2023

Man’s House Hit By Car Four Times

How about you install a jump ramp, so the car sails over the house? More on the auto attracting abode HERE! Photo by Ayo Ogunseinde on Unsplash

Nov 23, 2023

Humane Society Accidentally Sends Rabbits & Guinea Pigs To Reptile Farm

Time to review those background checks. Find out how the cuddly creatures became snake snacks HERE! Photo by Alexander Krivitskiy on Unsplash

Nov 22, 2023

Man Robs Bank With Pringles

Look out – he’s got cholesterol! More on the flavorsome felony HERE! Photo by Lal MAHAMMAD on Unsplash

Nov 21, 2023

Lamppost Injures 3 At Disneyland

Someone just got a FastPass to “Settlementland.” More about how they were knocked Goofy HERE! Photo by steven lozano on Unsplash

Nov 20, 2023

3 Locked In Jail, Rescued, Arrested

Did none of them had a friend with a crowbar? More on the twice imprisoned up trio HERE! Photo by Ye Jinghan on Unsplash

Nov 17, 2023

Police Chase Ends in Tipped Golf Course Prota Potty

From the outhouse to the Big House. Find out how he ended up “in the hole” HERE! Photo by Craig Whitehead on Unsplash

Nov 16, 2023

Plane Forced To Land After Horse On Board Gets Loose

Was his name Pegasus by chance? Read more about the perturbed plane bound pony HERE! Photo by Daniel Bonilla on Unsplash

Nov 15, 2023

Santa Train Driver High On Meth

That’s not mine! It belongs to Rudolph! More on how this “Sketchy Santa” landed on the naughty list HERE! Photo by David Clode on Unsplash

Nov 14, 2023

Delta Asks You to Please Refrain from Singing on the Plane

Sing, sing a song Sing out loud Sing out strong – just not on the airplane Read the story here! Photo by Kevin Woblick on Unsplash

Nov 13, 2023

Marked for Stupidity

A bit of historical stupidity from the Asinine Archives: These clowns had guilt written all over their faces. Read the story, and check out the mugshots here. Photo by Brett Jordan on Unsplash