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Jan 30, 2024

Naked Man Steals T-shirt From Thrift Store

At least the jail will give him a new jumpsuit. Proof that you can be too thrifty HERE! Photo by chrissie kremer on Unsplash

Jan 29, 2024

Polite Bank Robber Gets Off, Immediately Robs 2nd Bank

So it’s not illegal to rob a bank, it’s only illegal if you don’t say “please”? The parable of learning to quit while you’re ahead HERE! Photo by Kelly Sikkema on Unsplash

Jan 25, 2024

Amish Family Buggyjacked at Walmart

What’s worse, the catalytic converter was missing. More on the Grand Theft Auto side mission from 1840 HERE! Photo by Doug Kelley on Unsplash

Jan 24, 2024

Dead Man Revived By Pothole

Just curious – he’s not suddenly hungry for brains, is he? The story of his roadside resurrection HERE! Photo by Marc-Olivier Jodoin on Unsplash

Jan 23, 2024

Woman Caught Poisoning Husband With Smoothies

At least she didn’t use Kale. Read more on her recipe for murder HERE! Photo by Saymom Leão on Unsplash

Jan 22, 2024

Inmate Escapes During Snowstorm, Surrenders Less Than An Hour Later

Out of the deep freeze and into the cooler. More on the snowman HERE! Photo by Nathan Wolfe on Unsplash

Jan 19, 2024

Woman Stuffs Pet Hamster, Posed As Pole Dancer

Press a button and it spins around to the song “Pour Some Raisins On Me” by Def Gerbil. More on the tale of Big Mouth Billy the Singing Bass’ down on their luck cousin HERE! Pic by Jeff Bell

Jan 18, 2024

Man Trapped In Plane Privy for Entire Flight

This is why you ALWAYS go before you leave. More on a parents favorite cautionary tale come to life HERE! Photo by Etienne Jong on Unsplash

Jan 17, 2024

Woman Tries To Submit Dog Pee For Drug Test

“The good news is you’re drug-free. The bad news is you have kennel cough.” More on the test that landed her in the doghouse HERE! Photo by Sergio Arteaga on Unsplash

Jan 16, 2024

Dunkin’ Sued Over Exploding Toilet

That’ll make you wake up and smell the coffee. More on the “leftover coffee and donuts” lawsuit HERE! Photo by Edwin Hooper on Unsplash

Jan 15, 2024

Man Wants Free Stuff for Life from Walmart

Maybe give him a free candy bar at check out? More about the hand-written lawsuit HERE! Photo by Caique Morais on Unsplash

Jan 12, 2024

Purse Snatcher Hides In Dog House

Will they sentence him in people years, or dog years? How he went from the doghouse to the big house HERE! Photo by Erik Mclean on Unsplash