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Oct 10, 2023

Man Applies for Job, Steals Car

Being an assertive decision maker is something employers are looking for, unless those assertive decisions are felonies. More about the boneheaded bandit HERE! Photo by Tim Mossholder on Unsplash

Oct 9, 2023

Customs Confiscates Giraffe Poop

And you thought your jewelry was crappy! More exciting excrement expounding HERE! Photo by Towfiqu barbhuiya on Unsplash

Oct 6, 2023

Grasshoppers Consume Cannabis Crop

It’s a vicious cycle. The grasshoppers eat some, get the munchies, and then want to eat lots more. The story of the hopped up hoppers HERE! Photo by Boris Smokrovic on Unsplash

Oct 5, 2023

Semi-Load of Trash Bags Stolen

If they catch them, you can bet there will be a Hefty fine. Read more about the refuse wrangling wrongdoers HERE! Photo by Yuyang Liu on Unsplash

Oct 4, 2023

Hair Scrunchie Gets Teacher Busted

Somebody was having more fun than anybody else at family fun night. More on the trippy teacher HERE! Photo by John Carlo Tubelleza on Unsplash

Oct 2, 2023

Brainless Bandits Swipe Hornet Filled Shop Vac

Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, run like crazy! Read the stinging story HERE! Photo by Mathew Schwartz on Unsplash

Sep 28, 2023

Fast Food Worker Fires On Family After Curly Fries Argument

Texas is gonna do Texas stuff. Details on the “drive-by drive-thru” HERE! Photo by micheile henderson on Unsplash

Sep 26, 2023

Greek Sheep Gobble Up Ganja

Maybe they’ll produce a new “High” quality “Merino-ana” wool? More on the stewed lambs HERE! Photo by Andrea Lightfoot on Unsplash and by Matthew Brodeur on Unsplash

Sep 25, 2023

Woman Dives Into Outhouse to Retrieve Apple Watch

If you drop your Apple watch in an outhouse, there are two very good reasons to not go after it: #1… and #2. Details of her lavatory liberation HERE! Photo by Amy Reed on Unsplash

Sep 22, 2023

Naked Man Strolls DFW Airport

It’s AIRport, not BAREport. The complete story and somewhat safe for work pics and video HERE! Photo by krakenimages on Unsplash

Sep 21, 2023

Basehead Busted for Breakfast

Was this an episode of Baking Bad? Find the recipe for his Egg McMethin HERE! Photo by Steven Cordes on Unsplash

Sep 20, 2023

Homeowner Stabbed-Pulls Out Knife-Stabs Stabber

The name of the homeowner has not been revealed, but we can assume everyone just calls him “Chuck Norris.” Read more about the hardened homeowner HERE! Photo by Markus Spiske on Unsplash