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Oct 13, 2023

Cemetary Worker Falls Into Grave

In fairness, cemeteries are designed to put people into the ground, not take them out. Read the details of the emergency exhumation HERE! Photo by Nick Fewings on Unsplash

Oct 12, 2023

Woman Steal Car for Job Interview

We’ve said it before, being an assertive decision maker is something employers are looking for, unless those assertive decisions are felonies. More about the burlesque bandit HERE! Photo by Eric Nopanen on Unsplash

Oct 6, 2023

Grasshoppers Consume Cannabis Crop

It’s a vicious cycle. The grasshoppers eat some, get the munchies, and then want to eat lots more. The story of the hopped up hoppers HERE! Photo by Boris Smokrovic on Unsplash

Sep 28, 2023

I’m Not Dead Yet says Missouri Woman

She’s been trying to prove that she’s alive since 2007! Details on the story here Photo by Sandy Millar on Unsplash

Sep 28, 2023

Fast Food Worker Fires On Family After Curly Fries Argument

Texas is gonna do Texas stuff. Details on the “drive-by drive-thru” HERE! Photo by micheile henderson on Unsplash

Sep 26, 2023

Greek Sheep Gobble Up Ganja

Maybe they’ll produce a new “High” quality “Merino-ana” wool? More on the stewed lambs HERE! Photo by Andrea Lightfoot on Unsplash and by Matthew Brodeur on Unsplash

Sep 25, 2023

Woman Dives Into Outhouse to Retrieve Apple Watch

If you drop your Apple watch in an outhouse, there are two very good reasons to not go after it: #1… and #2. Details of her lavatory liberation HERE! Photo by Amy Reed on Unsplash

Sep 22, 2023

Naked Man Strolls DFW Airport

It’s AIRport, not BAREport. The complete story and somewhat safe for work pics and video HERE! Photo by krakenimages on Unsplash

Sep 20, 2023

Homeowner Stabbed-Pulls Out Knife-Stabs Stabber

The name of the homeowner has not been revealed, but we can assume everyone just calls him “Chuck Norris.” Read more about the hardened homeowner HERE! Photo by Markus Spiske on Unsplash

Sep 19, 2023

Live Bear Shuts Down Disney World

Was it headed for the Country Bear Jamboree? Find out how easy it is to to sneak into Disney World without paying HERE! Photo by Andre Tan on Unsplash

Sep 18, 2023

Man Arrested For Torching Car Belonging to His Girlfriend/Cousin

That’s some next level Florida’ing! Read more about the insecure, incestuous arsonist HERE! Photo by Afif Ramdhasuma on Unsplash

Sep 14, 2023

Carjacker Crashes Into Cop Shop

Did he also fill out his own paperwork and escort himself to his jail cell? Read the story of the carjacker cop shop crash HERE! Photo by Grant Durr on Unsplash