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Nov 21, 2023

Lamppost Injures 3 At Disneyland

Someone just got a FastPass to “Settlementland.” More about how they were knocked Goofy HERE! Photo by steven lozano on Unsplash

Nov 20, 2023

3 Locked In Jail, Rescued, Arrested

Did none of them had a friend with a crowbar? More on the twice imprisoned up trio HERE! Photo by Ye Jinghan on Unsplash

Nov 17, 2023

Police Chase Ends in Tipped Golf Course Prota Potty

From the outhouse to the Big House. Find out how he ended up “in the hole” HERE! Photo by Craig Whitehead on Unsplash

Nov 16, 2023

Plane Forced To Land After Horse On Board Gets Loose

Was his name Pegasus by chance? Read more about the perturbed plane bound pony HERE! Photo by Daniel Bonilla on Unsplash

Nov 15, 2023

Santa Train Driver High On Meth

That’s not mine! It belongs to Rudolph! More on how this “Sketchy Santa” landed on the naughty list HERE! Photo by David Clode on Unsplash

Nov 14, 2023

Delta Asks You to Please Refrain from Singing on the Plane

Sing, sing a song Sing out loud Sing out strong – just not on the airplane Read the story here! Photo by Kevin Woblick on Unsplash

Nov 13, 2023

Marked for Stupidity

A bit of historical stupidity from the Asinine Archives: These clowns had guilt written all over their faces. Read the story, and check out the mugshots here. Photo by Brett Jordan on Unsplash

Nov 10, 2023

Man Found With 5 Gators In Tub

Has anyone seen his cat? More on the moist miniature meanies HERE! Photo by Amber Kipp on Unsplash

Nov 9, 2023

Tuba Player Punches Heckler

Tuba players know how to handle blowhards. More about the Oom-pah-pah, Oom-pah-pow incident HERE! Photo by Curioso Photography on Unsplash

Nov 8, 2023

Otters Attack Swimming Man

Serene Lake – Come for the adventure, Stay for the tetanus and rabies shots. More regarding the ornery otter onslaught HERE! Photo by Kedar Gadge on Unsplash

Nov 7, 2023

Batman Flees After Shooting

Because he’s the hero Bellingham WA deserves, but not the one it needs right now. Read about the capture of the cosplay criminal HERE! Photo by Ali Kokab on Unsplash

Nov 6, 2023

Police Raid Finds $200K of Legos

Police have a lot to build a case with, now that they’ve put the pieces together. Read how cops busted the blockheads HERE! Photo by FORTYTWO on Unsplash