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Sep 3, 2024

Drug Smuggler Busted For Sleeping and Driving

This is just embarrassing. What self-respecting drug dealer drives a Tesla?! Read the whole story HERE! Photo by Roberto Nickson on Unsplash

Aug 1, 2024

Man Commits Crime To Prove He’s Not Dead

How boring a life did this guy lead? The story of the felonious pseudo-zombie HERE! Photo by Rajesh Rajput on Unsplash

Jul 12, 2024

Man Bites Snake To Death

Now he has an incurable case of snake breath. More on the surprise snake snack HERE! Photo by Jan Kopřiva on Unsplash

Jun 12, 2024

She was Left Holding the Bag. The Very Heavy Bag.

A woman was apprehended at the Chicago Midway International Airport with nearly 62 pounds of cocaine. It would have been half that, but her partner in crime ditched her. Read the story HERE. Photo by Daniel von Appen on Unsplash

Jun 5, 2024

Funeral Home Worker Caught Stealing Love Doll From Dead Man’s Home

It was quite the undertaking. The evidence that he’s just a giant pervert HERE! Photo by Jakayla Toney on Unsplash

May 30, 2024

Streaker On An Airliner

DON’T LOOK ETHEL!!! More on this Mile High crime streak HERE! Photo by Taylor Deas-Melesh on Unsplash

May 15, 2024

Man Accused Of Smuggling Dead Scorpions

And spiders too! More on this alleged arachnid poacher HERE! Photo by sippakorn yamkasikorn on Unsplash

Apr 4, 2024

Man Busted For Waffle House Tattoo Theft

Talk about an All-Star Special deadbeat. More background on the official new poster boy for the state of Florida HERE! Photo courtesy of Ink Godz Tattoos

Mar 28, 2024

Man Attacked With USB Thumb Drive

Sure hope the victim wasn’t infected with… a virus. More details on what sounds like a “Revenge of the Nerds” horror spin-off HERE! Photo by charlesdeluvio on Unsplash

Mar 11, 2024

Women Use Dead Man To Make Bank Withdrawal

Life imitating art. Too bad the art is “Weekend At Bernie’s.” The sad troubling details HERE! Photo by ian dooley on Unsplash

Feb 13, 2024

Minister Busted for Dealing Meth

More of a crystal-Methodist pastor, as it were. More about the malfeasant minister HERE! Photo by Loren Biser on Unsplash

Jan 24, 2024

Dead Man Revived By Pothole

Just curious – he’s not suddenly hungry for brains, is he? The story of his roadside resurrection HERE! Photo by Marc-Olivier Jodoin on Unsplash