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Dec 12, 2025

Drone Drops Crab Legs Into Prison

Prison dining just got an upgrade! How inmates ALMOST went from mystery meat to surf and turf HERE! Photo credit: South Carolina Department of Corrections

Dec 10, 2025

Arrested For Assault With Chicken

You would think with the price of groceries we’d see a drop in the food attacks. How this Florida woman went from cook to criminal HERE! Photo: North Broward Bureau jail/Broward County Sheriff’s Office

Dec 9, 2025

Dude Accidentally Deposits Meth at Bank

Yet another reason to use mobile banking. How his trip to the bank ended with more than just overdraft fees HERE! Photo: Monroe County Sheriff’s Office

Dec 8, 2025

Woman In Coffin Set for Cremation Begins Knocking

Nothing livens up a funeral like someone not being dead. Find out how government bureaucracy saved her life HERE!

Dec 5, 2025

Man Rescues Rabid Racoon, Bitten

It started with kindness… and ended with a hospital visit. How a roadside rescue turned into a medical emergency HERE.

Dec 3, 2025

Runaway Reindeer, Marines Called

One reindeer slipped out of a Christmas event, and the Royal Marines got involved. Pour yourself an eggnog, and read all about it HERE!

Dec 2, 2025

Thieves Steal $100,000 in Snails

Everyone wonders where the Escargot Escar-went. More on the crime that left the victims shell-shocked HERE!

Nov 21, 2025

Judge Fired For Wearing Elvis Wig

A judge trades legal briefs for blue suede shoes, and gets all shook up. How a Missouri courtroom turned into a mini-Graceland HERE!

Nov 20, 2025

Man Hospitalized After Swallowing Entire Burger

A burger binge turns into an ambulance ride. More about this edible escapade HERE!

Nov 19, 2025

Bathroom Weed Vaper Forces Emergency Landing

Someone had a little too much fun at 30,000 feet! More on this “high-flying” bathroom break HERE!

Nov 18, 2025

Guy Stages Carjacking to Avoid Shopping with Wife

Dude found the world’s most dramatic excuse to skip shopping. When forced shopping trips drive men to madness HERE!

Nov 17, 2025

Driver Tries to Use Monopoly Game Card to Get Out Of Ticket

This driver thought Monopoly rules might work in real life. Learn what happened when board games met the badge HERE!