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Oct 14, 2024
Bag Marked “Definitely Not A Bag Full Of Drugs”, Full of Drugs
Hope they’re charge them with a felony attempt at irony. More on these unoriginal, lousy liars HERE! Photo by: Courtesy of Portland Police Bureau
Sep 3, 2024
Drug Smuggler Busted For Sleeping and Driving
This is just embarrassing. What self-respecting drug dealer drives a Tesla?! Read the whole story HERE! Photo by Roberto Nickson on Unsplash
Aug 26, 2024
Mayor Arrested For Providing Booze To Inmates
Are prison work crews allowed martini breaks? More about felony littering in Georgia HERE! Photo by John Cameron on Unsplash
Aug 1, 2024
Man Commits Crime To Prove He’s Not Dead
How boring a life did this guy lead? The story of the felonious pseudo-zombie HERE! Photo by Rajesh Rajput on Unsplash
Jun 21, 2024
Ex-Con Back Behind Bars Over Honey Bun
Now he’s gotta watch HIS buns! More on the reason for this sweet, delicious felony HERE! Photo by Markus Spiske on Unsplash
Jun 11, 2024
You Stay Classy, News Anchor
A news anchor with a history of on air bird calls and rude hand gestures falls victim to an unreliable teleprompter. Check out the story and video HERE! Photo by Steve Lord on Unsplash
Jun 3, 2024
Woman Tries “Sweeping The Leg” during Arrest, Fails
She needs to watch a more current movie. The full story of the failed felony fight HERE! Photo by David Suarez on Unsplash
May 21, 2024
Robber Steals Money and Funyuns
Feel sorry for the poor dude that has to share a cramped cell with this clown. More details on the felonious Funyun fiend HERE! Photo by: Joseph Hill
May 14, 2024
Man Assaults Cops With Cheese
It has to be at least a Class BRIE felony. More on how this blockhead tried to slice the cops HERE! Photo by Aliona Gumeniuk on Unsplash
May 7, 2024
Smoked Salmon Stolen
A criminal like this is known as a lox-picker. More about this fishy felony HERE! Photo by karl muscat on Unsplash
Apr 12, 2024
Chase Suspect Flies Off 100 foot Cliff, LIVES
Hopefully, this dude can play the lotto in prison! Read all about his high felonious flight HERE! Photo Courtesy Judith Cordasci
Apr 10, 2024
Man Busted For Stealing Swear Jar
“Curses! Foiled again!” More on the capture of the foul mouthed felon HERE! Photo by Josh Appel on Unsplash