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May 14, 2024

Man Assaults Cops With Cheese

It has to be at least a Class BRIE felony. More on how this blockhead tried to slice the cops HERE! Photo by Aliona Gumeniuk on Unsplash

May 7, 2024

Smoked Salmon Stolen

A criminal like this is known as a lox-picker. More about this fishy felony HERE! Photo by karl muscat on Unsplash

Apr 12, 2024

Chase Suspect Flies Off 100 foot Cliff, LIVES

Hopefully, this dude can play the lotto in prison! Read all about his high felonious flight HERE! Photo Courtesy Judith Cordasci

Apr 10, 2024

Man Busted For Stealing Swear Jar

“Curses! Foiled again!” More on the capture of the foul mouthed felon HERE! Photo by Josh Appel on Unsplash

Mar 21, 2024

Burglars Demand High-Value Cat

We hope they notified claw enforcement. More about the failed feline felons HERE! Photo by Raoul Droog on Unsplash

Mar 14, 2024

Man Busted Breaking INTO Prison

That’s one way to fast track the system. The full story on how the foolish felon landed behind bars TWICE HERE! Photo by Pandav Tank on Unsplash

Mar 7, 2024

Flirting Florida Flier Busted for Bomb Threat

As pick-up lines go, it bombed. More on the “Florida Man” facepalm felony HERE! Photo by dylan nolte on Unsplash

Feb 19, 2024

Felony Chewing Gum Theft

Cops are having a hard time finding her. Apparently, she’s kinda Wrigley. The story of how she went from Double Bubble to BIG TROUBLE HERE! Photo by Daniel Monteiro on Unsplash

Dec 6, 2023

Woman Shoplifts During ‘Shop With A Cop’ Event

She was charged with shoplifting and felony bad timing. More on the brainless bandit HERE! Photo by Jacky Lam on Unsplash

Nov 22, 2023

Man Robs Bank With Pringles

Look out – he’s got cholesterol! More on the flavorsome felony HERE! Photo by Lal MAHAMMAD on Unsplash

Oct 12, 2023

Woman Steal Car for Job Interview

We’ve said it before, being an assertive decision maker is something employers are looking for, unless those assertive decisions are felonies. More about the burlesque bandit HERE! Photo by Eric Nopanen on Unsplash

Oct 10, 2023

Man Applies for Job, Steals Car

Being an assertive decision maker is something employers are looking for, unless those assertive decisions are felonies. More about the boneheaded bandit HERE! Photo by Tim Mossholder on Unsplash