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Nov 21, 2023

Lamppost Injures 3 At Disneyland

Someone just got a FastPass to “Settlementland.” More about how they were knocked Goofy HERE! Photo by steven lozano on Unsplash

Nov 15, 2023

Santa Train Driver High On Meth

That’s not mine! It belongs to Rudolph! More on how this “Sketchy Santa” landed on the naughty list HERE! Photo by David Clode on Unsplash

Oct 25, 2023

POLICE SHOOT MAN EXITING PORTA-POTTY

“This is the police – come out with your pants up!” Learn more about the tawdry toilet transgression HERE! Photo by Erik Zünder on Unsplash

Oct 10, 2023

Man Applies for Job, Steals Car

Being an assertive decision maker is something employers are looking for, unless those assertive decisions are felonies. More about the boneheaded bandit HERE! Photo by Tim Mossholder on Unsplash

Sep 26, 2023

Greek Sheep Gobble Up Ganja

Maybe they’ll produce a new “High” quality “Merino-ana” wool? More on the stewed lambs HERE! Photo by Andrea Lightfoot on Unsplash and by Matthew Brodeur on Unsplash

Sep 13, 2023

Florida Man Busted For Golf Cart DUI On Highway

Catch me ridin’ birdie! More on the exploits of the “Duke of Hazards” HERE! Photo by patricio davalos on Unsplash

Sep 6, 2023

Florida Deputy Leads Other Police On Car Chase

Kind of the opposite of “quiet quitting.” Read about his high speed hijinks HERE! Photo by Satyajit Bhowmik on Unsplash

Aug 16, 2023

Autocorrect Leads to Police Raid, Assault

This is a perfect example of why you ALWAYS check your spelling. Read every stinking detail HERE! Photo by DuoNguyen on Unsplash

Jun 29, 2023

Samurai swords vs. pitchforks in Seatle

Do we need to check Seattle for a time portal, or is someone creating a Dollar Store version of “Highlander”? Read every wild detail here.

Jun 26, 2023

Woman pretends to be student, goes back to High School

Kinda like “Grease”, but not as cool. Why did this woman want to go back to high school? Read this to find out.