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Apr 22, 2024
Bro Asks To Crack Open Beer During Arrest
Is this part of Florida’s “Stagger Your Ground” law? More on the drinking delinquent HERE! Photo by Christian Buehner on Unsplash
Apr 2, 2024
Crook Detained With Weedwhacker
Stealing landscaping equipment? That’s whack! More on the capture of the landscape looter HERE! Photo by Esteban Benites on Unsplash
Mar 21, 2024
Burglars Demand High-Value Cat
We hope they notified claw enforcement. More about the failed feline felons HERE! Photo by Raoul Droog on Unsplash
Mar 19, 2024
Scammer Amputates Legs for Insurance Money
We could have “toed” him it wouldn’t work. More on why he had trouble staying one step ahead of the law HERE! Photo by R. du Plessis on Unsplash
Jan 16, 2024
Dunkin’ Sued Over Exploding Toilet
That’ll make you wake up and smell the coffee. More on the “leftover coffee and donuts” lawsuit HERE! Photo by Edwin Hooper on Unsplash
Jan 15, 2024
Man Wants Free Stuff for Life from Walmart
Maybe give him a free candy bar at check out? More about the hand-written lawsuit HERE! Photo by Caique Morais on Unsplash
Dec 11, 2023
Drug Dealing Barber Busted By Bald Customers
“I said I wanted it SHORT, not I wanted a SNORT.” More on their close shave with the law HERE! Photo by Marco D’Emilia on Unsplash
Dec 4, 2023
Severed Finger Found in Salad
That manager’s putting too much of herself into her work. More about the new “finger food” menu HERE! Photo by Olena Bohovyk on Unsplash
Dec 1, 2023
Attorney Pitches Poop-Filled Pringles Can
Like they say, once you pop you can’t stop. You honor, we would like to enter Exhibits B & M HERE. Photo by Lal MAHAMMAD on Unsplash
Nov 15, 2023
Santa Train Driver High On Meth
That’s not mine! It belongs to Rudolph! More on how this “Sketchy Santa” landed on the naughty list HERE! Photo by David Clode on Unsplash
Aug 10, 2023
Road Rage Rampage Leads to Spray Paint Skirmish
It must have looked like a clown fight.🤡 Read all about the road rage Renoir HERE! Photo by araz esmaeili on Unsplash
Aug 9, 2023
Florida Law Enforcement Nab Outlaw Named “Outlaw”
You could say he was born for this life. Read his criminal cornicles HERE! Photo by Drew Dau on Unsplash