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Oct 31, 2023

Florida Police Chase Banana Man

He’s in a bunch of trouble but will get off on appeal. We Dole out the details HERE! Photo by Fran on Unsplash

Sep 27, 2023

Drug Dealer Calls Cops to Report Theft

Someone has spent too much time sampling his own supply. And this may not even be his dumbest arrest. More of this idiots inept exploits HERE! Photo by De an Sun on Unsplash

Sep 7, 2023

Florida Man Busted For Assault With A Snickers Bar

He should have eaten the candy bar first, because you are not yourself when you’re hangry. The dangerously delectable details HERE! Photo by Shyam Mishra on Unsplash

Sep 1, 2023

Man Arrested for Assault with a Lollipop

What a Dum-Dum. Find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of the story HERE! Photo by Brecht Deboosere on Unsplash

Jun 29, 2023

A felonious waste of perfectly good Skittles.

A Minnesota malefactor arrested for assault with Skittles. Somebody remind this fool it’s “taste the rainbow,” not “TOSS the rainbow!” Read the candy-coated story here.

Jun 26, 2023

Florida Man BUSTED for being “on brand”, drunk in public, drinking “Florida Man” beer.

Will he get an endorsement deal? Read how it went down here.

May 29, 2019

Friday’s “Stupid News” lead story…

You know you’re smoking too much marijuana when you shoot yourself in the bojangles and can’t remember you’ve stuck some up your bum. Trouble snowballs for man who shot himself. Read the story here.