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Sep 28, 2023

Fast Food Worker Fires On Family After Curly Fries Argument

Texas is gonna do Texas stuff. Details on the “drive-by drive-thru” HERE! Photo by micheile henderson on Unsplash

Sep 27, 2023

Drug Dealer Calls Cops to Report Theft

Someone has spent too much time sampling his own supply. And this may not even be his dumbest arrest. More of this idiots inept exploits HERE! Photo by De an Sun on Unsplash

Sep 26, 2023

Greek Sheep Gobble Up Ganja

Maybe they’ll produce a new “High” quality “Merino-ana” wool? More on the stewed lambs HERE! Photo by Andrea Lightfoot on Unsplash and by Matthew Brodeur on Unsplash

Sep 25, 2023

Woman Dives Into Outhouse to Retrieve Apple Watch

If you drop your Apple watch in an outhouse, there are two very good reasons to not go after it: #1… and #2. Details of her lavatory liberation HERE! Photo by Amy Reed on Unsplash

Sep 22, 2023

Naked Man Strolls DFW Airport

It’s AIRport, not BAREport. The complete story and somewhat safe for work pics and video HERE! Photo by krakenimages on Unsplash

Sep 21, 2023

Basehead Busted for Breakfast

Was this an episode of Baking Bad? Find the recipe for his Egg McMethin HERE! Photo by Steven Cordes on Unsplash

Sep 20, 2023

Homeowner Stabbed-Pulls Out Knife-Stabs Stabber

The name of the homeowner has not been revealed, but we can assume everyone just calls him “Chuck Norris.” Read more about the hardened homeowner HERE! Photo by Markus Spiske on Unsplash

Sep 19, 2023

Live Bear Shuts Down Disney World

Was it headed for the Country Bear Jamboree? Find out how easy it is to to sneak into Disney World without paying HERE! Photo by Andre Tan on Unsplash

Sep 18, 2023

Man Arrested For Torching Car Belonging to His Girlfriend/Cousin

That’s some next level Florida’ing! Read more about the insecure, incestuous arsonist HERE! Photo by Afif Ramdhasuma on Unsplash

Sep 15, 2023

New Fashion: Torn Stained Underwear

Who pre-stains it? Your mother would never want you to get in a car accident in THESE! Photo by OSPAN ALI on Unsplash

Sep 14, 2023

Carjacker Crashes Into Cop Shop

Did he also fill out his own paperwork and escort himself to his jail cell? Read the story of the carjacker cop shop crash HERE! Photo by Grant Durr on Unsplash

Sep 13, 2023

Florida Man Busted For Golf Cart DUI On Highway

Catch me ridin’ birdie! More on the exploits of the “Duke of Hazards” HERE! Photo by patricio davalos on Unsplash