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Jul 28, 2023
Woman convicted for nagging her husband
Felony nagging, murmur in the first degree. 🤬😒 Read the shrewish, unrelenting story HERE. Photo Credit: Photo by Julien L on Unsplash
Jul 26, 2023
Half-wit Huffer Blows Out Car Windows
And that’s how you play “Oppenheimer: The Home Game.”💥🚗🤕 The explosive details HERE. Photo credit: Alexander Krivitskiy
Jul 25, 2023
US Customs Finds Cocaine in Cheese Wheels
Cocaine in cheese just isn’t fair. I mean, isn’t cheese addicting enough on its own?! 🧀🥴 Read the full story here. Photo by Alexander Maasch on Unsplash
Jun 29, 2023
Samurai swords vs. pitchforks in Seatle
Do we need to check Seattle for a time portal, or is someone creating a Dollar Store version of “Highlander”? Read every wild detail here.
Jun 29, 2023
A felonious waste of perfectly good Skittles.
A Minnesota malefactor arrested for assault with Skittles. Somebody remind this fool it’s “taste the rainbow,” not “TOSS the rainbow!” Read the candy-coated story here.
Jun 27, 2023
A Woman On The Run Hides Out on Disney Ride
A woman on the lamb hides from the law at Disneyland. Read the story here. Did they wait in the gift shop for her mugshot to be developed from the Thunder Mountain ride camera?
Jun 26, 2023
Florida Man BUSTED for being “on brand”, drunk in public, drinking “Florida Man” beer.
Will he get an endorsement deal? Read how it went down here.
Jun 26, 2023
Woman pretends to be student, goes back to High School
Kinda like “Grease”, but not as cool. Why did this woman want to go back to high school? Read this to find out.
May 29, 2019
Friday’s “Stupid News” lead story…
You know you’re smoking too much marijuana when you shoot yourself in the bojangles and can’t remember you’ve stuck some up your bum. Trouble snowballs for man who shot himself. Read the story here.
May 29, 2019
Thursday’s “Stupid News” lead story…
Maybe if they add some adorable kittens to his photo? Go like the Torrington, Connecticut, police department Facebook post, and help bring this crook to justice! Connecticut Fugitive Says He’ll Surrender if 15,000 People ‘Like’ His Wanted Poster on Facebook https://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/Connecticut-Fugitive-Surrender-Facebook-Like-Wanted-Poster-510272771.html?fbclid=IwAR0p4V8XahMag_wj-Vr5I9dZ3E1daM90ZZB8BnXHIE6vMI09OfLVi4tkbjQ
May 29, 2019
Wednesday’s “Stupid News” lead story…
At least they’re off the couch and out in the fresh air, so that’s kind of a good thing, right? NYPD: 13-year-old girls ran violent robbery ring in Harlem https://pressfrom.info/us/news/crime/-278664-nypd-13-year-old-girls-ran-violent-robbery-ring-in-harlem.html
May 29, 2019
Tuesday’s “Stupid News” lead story…
His life has taken a dip, and now it’s the pits. California man arrested for stealing 730 avocados worth $620 from ranch: police https://www.foxnews.com/us/california-man-avocado-theft?fbclid=IwAR21zdOxC7eEZWpV4v0-q0Y0mgtRYmxaafiPOJmtwfRiuLLIRLMD1MUhrFI