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Mar 1, 2024

Stripper Hits Patron with Cash Wad

He’s just lucky strippers don’t get tipped in coins. More about the cash smash in the ‘stache HERE! Photo by Vitaly Taranov on Unsplash

Feb 29, 2024

Tourist Drives Off Cliff, Falls Into Sea, Lives

He goes by “Lucky.” More on the cliff diving Canadian Evil Knievel HERE! Photo by Joseph Holihan on Unsplash

Feb 28, 2024

Bacon and Ammo Stolen From Freedom

God Bless ’Murica? More about the pork pillaging, buckshot bandit HERE! Photo by Gwendal Cottin on Unsplash

Feb 27, 2024

Priest Busted For Stealing Oven Mitts, Ice Cream

He traded in his clerical clothing for an orange jumpsuit. More on the pilfering priest HERE! Photo by mahdi rezaei on Unsplash

Feb 26, 2024

Robber Leaves With Less Than He Came In With

He needs a job to support his life of crime. More about the robbery that makes no ‘cents’ HERE! Photo by Kenny Eliason on Unsplash

Feb 22, 2024

Thieves Steal Only Ice Cream

Not exactly a smash-and-grab at a Park Avenue jewelry store, but I guess you have to start somewhere. More on the rocky road robbers HERE! Photo by Mae Mu on Unsplash

Feb 21, 2024

Crooks Rob Store Dressed in Cookie Monster Pajamas

“C” is for Crookie, that’s good enough for me. Police need your help finding these Grouches. Read about it HERE! Photo by Jelleke Vanooteghem on Unsplash

Feb 20, 2024

Store Manager Oversees 6 Robberies in 6 Months

Now he’s in line for a promotion to corporate management. The full story HERE! Photo by Stephanie Rhee on Unsplash

Feb 19, 2024

Felony Chewing Gum Theft

Cops are having a hard time finding her. Apparently, she’s kinda Wrigley. The story of how she went from Double Bubble to BIG TROUBLE HERE! Photo by Daniel Monteiro on Unsplash

Feb 16, 2024

Man Steals Yard Statues, Gives Them To Ex For Valentine’s Day

The good news is he likely met someone new that night in jail. The whole love gone wrong story HERE! Photo by Marah Bashir on Unsplash

Feb 15, 2024

Man Wins Lottery 3 Days After Breakup

Sometimes moving on isn’t as hard as you thought it was going to be. Read the fairy tale story of the luckiest man alive HERE! Photo by Nghia Le on Unsplash

Feb 14, 2024

Woman Swings Sword At Cop

This would be a perfect case for bringing back stocks in the town square. More on the ol’ battle axe HERE! Photo by 1MilliDollars on Unsplash