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Aug 28, 2023

Five Women Arrested for Clogging A Toilet

Two years ago, the price of that toilet paper would have seen them charged with grand larceny. Read about the weirdest “Girls Night Out” ever HERE! Photo by Curology on Unsplash

Aug 25, 2023

Man Arrested for DUI in a Toy Car

“Sir, do you know how fast you weren’t going?” The Easy Reader details HERE! Photo by Alan Rodriguez on Unsplash

Aug 24, 2023

Georgia Man is King of the Porch Pirates

Watch your step in this neighborhood. The story of the “purloined portico” HERE! Photo by Imad92 Asad on Unsplash

Aug 23, 2023

Airline Pilot Attacks Parking Lot Gate with Axe

Apparently, he wanted to get home, chop-chop.🪓😡 Cut right to the details HERE! Photo by Brands&People on Unsplash

Aug 22, 2023

Arson Suspect Had Baby Ducks in His Pants

Police had to be wondering “What the DUCK is going on here?!” Read about the daffy dimwit HERE! Photo by Andrea Lightfoot on Unsplash

Aug 21, 2023

Wanted man arrested when he applies for job with police department.

Proof that “If you can’t beat ’em, join ’em” isn’t necessarily the best advice in all cases. The exhausting details HERE! Photo by niu niu on Unsplash

Aug 18, 2023

Crooks Busted After Posing With Loot On Social Media

Click like, subscribe, and follow me…to jail. Read how the brainless bandits were busted HERE! Photo by Osarugue Igbinoba on Unsplash

Aug 17, 2023

“Elton John” Busted With Cocaine Hidden In Trunk

An Elton John tribute singer got fully committed to his character. The “glamtastic” story HERE! Photo by Colin Davis on Unsplash

Aug 16, 2023

Autocorrect Leads to Police Raid, Assault

This is a perfect example of why you ALWAYS check your spelling. Read every stinking detail HERE! Photo by DuoNguyen on Unsplash

Aug 15, 2023

Tampa Mayor Goes Fishing, Catches Bale of Cocaine

And you thought pythons were the most invasive species in Florida. The big fish story HERE!🐟❄️🎣 Photo by Mathieu Le Roux on Unsplash

Aug 14, 2023

Driving Instructor Drives Into Driving School

To the driver’s credit, the school’s sign above the front door says ‘Learn to Drive,’ and not ‘Learn to Park.’ Find the irony laden account of the events HERE! Photo by krakenimages on Unsplash

Aug 11, 2023

Burglar Robs Church, Baptizes Self

Apparently he missed the whole “Thou shalt not steal” part? Find all the immersive info HERE! Photo by Karl Fredrickson on Unsplash