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Oct 30, 2025

Pumpkin Smasher Arrested

Great gourd a’mighty! More about this JERK-o-lantern HERE! Photo: Pinellas county Sherriff’s Department

Oct 16, 2025

Prison Guard Fired For Selling Chicken Wings To Inmate

Trading professionalism for poultry. Find out what happens when integrity takes a lunch break HERE!

Oct 14, 2025

Mom Turns In Bank-Robbing Son

Who needs detectives when mom’s on the case? More on the mama who’s moral compass points straight to jail HERE!

Oct 13, 2025

Man Arrested Hoarding Stolen Meat

He tried to fill his freezer, but ended up in the cooler. More on this miscreant’s mountain of meat HERE!

Oct 9, 2025

Robber Caught By Underwear

There was an APB on the BVDs. How one man’s wardrobe malfunction turned into a police jackpot HERE!

Oct 3, 2025

Ex-Cop Steals From Crime Stoppers

There was nothing left to pay the guy who discovered the crime. Bummer. More about this ironic plot twist HERE!

Oct 2, 2025

‘Drug-Sniffing Horse’ Joke Leads to Arrest

Turns out, not everybody gets sarcasm… More on the moron who thought Mr. Ed was coming for his stash HERE! (Here’s the video courtesy of the Lubbock PD Facebook Page.)

Sep 30, 2025

Teacher Assistant Stinks Up School, Arrested

He went from helping to teach lessons to becoming the lesson. How he cleared the school faster than any fire drill could HERE!

Sep 26, 2025

Dude Busted for DUI, Doing Burnout to Impress Girls

He tried to wow the ladies… now he’s being wowed by the legal fees. How a risky stunt got him attention, but probably not the kind hoped for HERE.

Sep 23, 2025

Assault With Silly String

Assault charges are no laughing matter, but they can be silly. More on the most colorful arrest report in Florida HERE!

Sep 17, 2025

Chef Busted For Boosting Banks

His menu might soon feature prison mash and mystery meat. How he went from the kitchen to the cooler HERE!

Sep 9, 2025

Shoplifters Caught At Drive-Thru

Justice was served, with a side of fries. How these Fashionistas traded in their combo meals for a pair of handcuffs HERE. Photo credit: Auburn, MA PD