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Mar 11, 2024

Women Use Dead Man To Make Bank Withdrawal

Life imitating art. Too bad the art is “Weekend At Bernie’s.” The sad troubling details HERE! Photo by ian dooley on Unsplash

Mar 1, 2024

Stripper Hits Patron with Cash Wad

He’s just lucky strippers don’t get tipped in coins. More about the cash smash in the ‘stache HERE! Photo by Vitaly Taranov on Unsplash

Feb 28, 2024

Bacon and Ammo Stolen From Freedom

God Bless ’Murica? More about the pork pillaging, buckshot bandit HERE! Photo by Gwendal Cottin on Unsplash

Feb 2, 2024

Man Arrested for Stealing Giant Snoop Dog Bobblehead

Those margaritas must’ve been WAY too strong! More on the Calvin Broadus bobblehead bandit bust HERE! (The 20 second video from the Lee County Sherriff in the story is worth the watch.)

Jan 29, 2024

Polite Bank Robber Gets Off, Immediately Robs 2nd Bank

So it’s not illegal to rob a bank, it’s only illegal if you don’t say “please”? The parable of learning to quit while you’re ahead HERE! Photo by Kelly Sikkema on Unsplash

Jan 23, 2024

Woman Caught Poisoning Husband With Smoothies

At least she didn’t use Kale. Read more on her recipe for murder HERE! Photo by Saymom Leão on Unsplash

Dec 20, 2023

Bank Robber Too Stoned To Ask For Money

This guy must so suck at Wheel of Fortune. The cautionary tale of why you don’t get stoned at “work” HERE! Photo by LeVan Smith III on Unsplash

Dec 6, 2023

Woman Shoplifts During ‘Shop With A Cop’ Event

She was charged with shoplifting and felony bad timing. More on the brainless bandit HERE! Photo by Jacky Lam on Unsplash

Nov 22, 2023

Man Robs Bank With Pringles

Look out – he’s got cholesterol! More on the flavorsome felony HERE! Photo by Lal MAHAMMAD on Unsplash

Nov 6, 2023

Police Raid Finds $200K of Legos

Police have a lot to build a case with, now that they’ve put the pieces together. Read how cops busted the blockheads HERE! Photo by FORTYTWO on Unsplash

Oct 31, 2023

Florida Police Chase Banana Man

He’s in a bunch of trouble but will get off on appeal. We Dole out the details HERE! Photo by Fran on Unsplash

Oct 12, 2023

Woman Steal Car for Job Interview

We’ve said it before, being an assertive decision maker is something employers are looking for, unless those assertive decisions are felonies. More about the burlesque bandit HERE! Photo by Eric Nopanen on Unsplash