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May 14, 2024
Man Assaults Cops With Cheese
It has to be at least a Class BRIE felony. More on how this blockhead tried to slice the cops HERE! Photo by Aliona Gumeniuk on Unsplash
Jan 4, 2024
Robber Busted Waiting for Uber Getaway Car
If you’re this stupid, just call the cops yourself, they’ll be more than happy to give you a free ride! Read more about the bonehead burglar’s offbeat escape plan HERE! Photo by Viktor Avdeev on Unsplash
Nov 14, 2023
Delta Asks You to Please Refrain from Singing on the Plane
Sing, sing a song Sing out loud Sing out strong – just not on the airplane Read the story here! Photo by Kevin Woblick on Unsplash
May 29, 2019
Friday’s “Stupid News” lead story…
You know you’re smoking too much marijuana when you shoot yourself in the bojangles and can’t remember you’ve stuck some up your bum. Trouble snowballs for man who shot himself. Read the story here.
May 29, 2019
Thursday’s “Stupid News” lead story…
Maybe if they add some adorable kittens to his photo? Go like the Torrington, Connecticut, police department Facebook post, and help bring this crook to justice! Connecticut Fugitive Says He’ll Surrender if 15,000 People ‘Like’ His Wanted Poster on Facebook https://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/Connecticut-Fugitive-Surrender-Facebook-Like-Wanted-Poster-510272771.html?fbclid=IwAR0p4V8XahMag_wj-Vr5I9dZ3E1daM90ZZB8BnXHIE6vMI09OfLVi4tkbjQ
May 29, 2019
Tuesday’s “Stupid News” lead story…
His life has taken a dip, and now it’s the pits. California man arrested for stealing 730 avocados worth $620 from ranch: police https://www.foxnews.com/us/california-man-avocado-theft?fbclid=IwAR21zdOxC7eEZWpV4v0-q0Y0mgtRYmxaafiPOJmtwfRiuLLIRLMD1MUhrFI