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Jan 17, 2024

Woman Tries To Submit Dog Pee For Drug Test

“The good news is you’re drug-free. The bad news is you have kennel cough.” More on the test that landed her in the doghouse HERE! Photo by Sergio Arteaga on Unsplash

Jan 11, 2024

Christmas Tree Attacker Arrested Again

Can’t wait to see what she has in store for Valentine’s Day. More on the “holiday hit woman’s” latest exploits HERE! Photo by CHUTTERSNAP on Unsplash

Jan 2, 2024

Boyfriend Beaten With Xmas Tree

And you thought getting hit by a switch was bad as a kid. More regarding the Christmas Eve clocking HERE! Photo by Simon Berger on Unsplash

Dec 21, 2023

Pesky Saint Petersburg Punk Popped for Petulant Poultry Pelting

Here’s chicken in your eye! Story and mugshot here. Photo by Nathan Dumlao on Unsplash

Dec 14, 2023

Woman Sneaks Gun Into MRI, Shot In Butt

To add insult to injury, her brain scan came up totally negative. More on this literal pain in the butt HERE! Photo by Camila Quintero Franco on Unsplash

Dec 13, 2023

Man Molests Manatee Mannequin

Oh the hu-manatee! More on the arrest of the mashed malfeasant HERE! Photo by Frank Wolsing on Unsplash

Dec 7, 2023

Man Hits Wife With Sausage

You’ll have to handle your own smutty punchline, because we’re not going there. Read how police were able to link him to the crime HERE! Photo by charlesdeluvio on Unsplash

Nov 24, 2023

Man’s House Hit By Car Four Times

How about you install a jump ramp, so the car sails over the house? More on the auto attracting abode HERE! Photo by Ayo Ogunseinde on Unsplash

Nov 22, 2023

Man Robs Bank With Pringles

Look out – he’s got cholesterol! More on the flavorsome felony HERE! Photo by Lal MAHAMMAD on Unsplash

Nov 3, 2023

Car Stolen for Joyride Gets Carjacked

It started out like “Ferris Bueller’s Day” off and ended like “Gone in 60 Seconds.” More about the hot hooptie’s night out HERE! Photo by Samuele Errico Piccarini on Unsplash

Oct 31, 2023

Florida Police Chase Banana Man

He’s in a bunch of trouble but will get off on appeal. We Dole out the details HERE! Photo by Fran on Unsplash

Sep 27, 2023

Drug Dealer Calls Cops to Report Theft

Someone has spent too much time sampling his own supply. And this may not even be his dumbest arrest. More of this idiots inept exploits HERE! Photo by De an Sun on Unsplash