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Jan 31, 2025

Man Break INTO Escape Room

So he’s method acting? How he went from one escape-proof room to another HERE! Photo by Matthias Zomer

Jan 29, 2025

Man Busted For DUI Just Wanted To See His Cat

From purr-fect pet parent to purr-isoner. More on his cat-astrophic logic HERE! Photo by Олег Мороз on Unsplash

Jan 23, 2025

Drunk Driver Asks For Pass Because He’d Been Drinking

When your BAC is higher than your IQ, maybe don’t negotiate with police. More on how this drunken dim-wit’s night turned out HERE! (It didn’t end well.) Photo by energepic.com

Jan 8, 2025

Drunk Cop Releases Prisoners to Celebrate New Year

This would have made a better April Fool’s Day prank. More on how this unexpected Happy New Year started a day early HERE! Photo by Kelly Sikkema on Unsplash

Dec 27, 2024

Google Street View Solves Murder

It’s all part of a new feature, Google Snitch. More on the unexpected witness to a murder mystery HERE! Photo courtesy Google Street View

Dec 19, 2024

Drunk Driver Claims To Be Professional Drinker

As a “professional drinker,” you should know when to call a professional driver. More on this hotshot boozehound HERE! Photo by Samuel Kriesel on Unsplash

Dec 10, 2024

Grandma Run Over… By A Reindeer

Live imitates art. More on the mini-Christmas version of Pamplona’s Running of the Bulls HERE! Photo by Jon Tyson on Unsplash

Nov 22, 2024

Plane Overrun By Hamsters

They were hoping to fly “fur-st” calss. More on the rodent rampage HERE! Photo by Zhaoli JIN on Unsplash

Oct 31, 2024

Man Rescued From Car Trunk At Beach, Arrested

Just another day in the life of “Florida man.” More on this “Trunk or Treat” drug bust HERE! Photo by Amir Hosseini on Unsplash

Oct 25, 2024

Drunk American Didn’t Know He Was In Canada

When your night out turns into an international incident, you need help. More on this drunken Dudley Do-Wrong HERE! Photo by Hermes Rivera on Unsplash

Oct 7, 2024

Bank Robber On The Run Busted Eating Chinese Food

Of course, he was hungry again by the time they got him booked into the station. The complete tale of the “ravenous robber” HERE! Photo by Debbie Tea on Unsplash

Sep 23, 2024

Robot Cop Catches Suspect

OK…Maybe not as cool as Robocop, but it got the job done. More on Texas’ computerized constabulary HERE! Photo by Possessed Photography on Unsplash