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Dec 1, 2023
Attorney Pitches Poop-Filled Pringles Can
Like they say, once you pop you can’t stop. You honor, we would like to enter Exhibits B & M HERE. Photo by Lal MAHAMMAD on Unsplash
Nov 30, 2023
Woman Eats Counterfeit Money
She should’ve just maxed out a credit card that she has no intention of paying back like the rest of us. More about how she will have to cough up some jail time HERE! Photo by Blogging Guide on Unsplash
Nov 29, 2023
There’s A FLY In My Colonoscopy
Further proving there is no such thing as a routine medical procedure. Get the buzz from Missouri HERE! Photo by Chris Curry on Unsplash
Nov 24, 2023
Man’s House Hit By Car Four Times
How about you install a jump ramp, so the car sails over the house? More on the auto attracting abode HERE! Photo by Ayo Ogunseinde on Unsplash
Nov 23, 2023
Humane Society Accidentally Sends Rabbits & Guinea Pigs To Reptile Farm
Time to review those background checks. Find out how the cuddly creatures became snake snacks HERE! Photo by Alexander Krivitskiy on Unsplash
Nov 22, 2023
Black Friday Jingle Jam
Classic Hits 93.9, the Four States “Official Christmas Station” presents “The Black Friday Jingle Jam.” Friday, November 24th, We’re giving you 24 hours of non-stop holiday favorites to get you in a festive spirit. Plus, you get to help us pick the Christmas favorites that we play using the Classic Hits 93.9 Mobile app or … Continue reading Black Friday Jingle Jam
Nov 22, 2023
Man Robs Bank With Pringles
Look out – he’s got cholesterol! More on the flavorsome felony HERE! Photo by Lal MAHAMMAD on Unsplash
Nov 21, 2023
Black Friday is also Brown Friday
It’s not a myth. The busiest day of the year for plumbers is the day after Thanksgiving. If you’re hosting Thanksgiving and aren’t fully confident in your PLUMBING, we have some tips to help you avoid a costly, embarrassing visit from Roto-Rooter HERE. Photo by Jas Min on Unsplash
Nov 21, 2023
Lamppost Injures 3 At Disneyland
Someone just got a FastPass to “Settlementland.” More about how they were knocked Goofy HERE! Photo by steven lozano on Unsplash
Nov 16, 2023
Best Black Friday Deals
WalletHub has compiled a list of the best Black Friday deals. Find that list HERE! Photo by 愚木混株 cdd20 on Unsplash
Nov 14, 2023
Delta Asks You to Please Refrain from Singing on the Plane
Sing, sing a song Sing out loud Sing out strong – just not on the airplane Read the story here! Photo by Kevin Woblick on Unsplash
Nov 13, 2023
Marked for Stupidity
A bit of historical stupidity from the Asinine Archives: These clowns had guilt written all over their faces. Read the story, and check out the mugshots here. Photo by Brett Jordan on Unsplash