Stupid News

Aug 2, 2023

Texas Woman Attempts To Have Her Boyfriend Killed…TWICE… in the same night!

She could have just dumped him via text, but maybe she didn’t want to hurt his feelings.😳💔 Read the painful breakup details HERE! Photo by Marah Bashir on Unsplash

Aug 1, 2023

Posh Geezers Punch It Out Over Oysters and Wine in the Hamptons

RICH GUY FIGHT! We ask for Musk-Zuckerberg. Instead we get a moneyed elderly melee. 👴🤜🤕 Details of the dustup HERE. Photo by Jessie McCall on Unsplash

Jul 31, 2023

Pennsylvania Police Perusing Banana Tossing Bad Guy

They threw the bananas, and split. 🍌💨🤾 Read all the fruity facts HERE! Photo credit: Photo by matthew Feeney on Unsplash

Jul 28, 2023

Woman convicted for nagging her husband

Felony nagging, murmur in the first degree. 🤬😒 Read the shrewish, unrelenting story HERE. Photo Credit: Photo by Julien L on Unsplash

Jul 27, 2023

Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce…METH?!?

An Alabama fast food felon serves up an unhappy meal. The supersized stupid story HERE! Photo credit: Photo by amirali mirhashemian on Unsplash

Jul 26, 2023

Half-wit Huffer Blows Out Car Windows

And that’s how you play “Oppenheimer: The Home Game.”💥🚗🤕 The explosive details HERE. Photo credit: Alexander Krivitskiy

Jul 25, 2023

US Customs Finds Cocaine in Cheese Wheels

Cocaine in cheese just isn’t fair. I mean, isn’t cheese addicting enough on its own?! 🧀🥴 Read the full story here. Photo by Alexander Maasch on Unsplash

Jun 29, 2023

Samurai swords vs. pitchforks in Seatle

Do we need to check Seattle for a time portal, or is someone creating a Dollar Store version of “Highlander”? Read every wild detail here.

Jun 29, 2023

A felonious waste of perfectly good Skittles.

A Minnesota malefactor arrested for assault with Skittles. Somebody remind this fool it’s “taste the rainbow,” not “TOSS the rainbow!” Read the candy-coated story here.

Jun 27, 2023

A Woman On The Run Hides Out on Disney Ride

A woman on the lamb hides from the law at Disneyland. Read the story here. Did they wait in the gift shop for her mugshot to be developed from the Thunder Mountain ride camera?

Jun 26, 2023

Florida Man BUSTED for being “on brand”, drunk in public, drinking “Florida Man” beer.

Will he get an endorsement deal? Read how it went down here.