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Aug 22, 2024
Man Arrested For Impersonating Pizzeria
Sounds like a real pepperphony. Extra cheesy details HERE! Photo by Alan Hardman on Unsplash
Aug 21, 2024
Most (& least) Fun States in USA
An annual study ranked all 50 states by how FUN they are . . . based on the amount of stuff there is to do. Florida finished #1. Which Four State destination finished in the BOTTOM 5? Find out HERE! Photo by Josiah Gardner on Unsplash
Aug 21, 2024
Missouri Resident FEMA Deadline
The deadline for FEMA assistance is approaching for Barry County Missouri residents. The sooner you apply the more quickly you may receive your funds. The link to apply HERE! Photo by Clay Banks on Unsplash
Aug 21, 2024
Man’s Skull Lost During Surgery
Now heads will roll! More on this cranial catastrophe HERE! Photo by Lina White on Unsplash
Aug 20, 2024
Poltergeist Movie House For Sale
The iconic home from the horror classic “Poltergeist” is on the Market. It comes with 4 bedrooms, 2 1/2 bathrooms, and, we can only assume, 2 gateways to Hell. Here is the Zillow listing. Photo by Alexander Grey on Unsplash
Aug 20, 2024
Woman Charged in Ravioli Attack
The victim is now suffering from PTSD – Pasta Traumatic Sauce Disorder. Find all the saucy details HERE! Photo by Andreas Avgousti on Unsplash
Aug 19, 2024
Attorney Caught Smuggling Contraband Into Prison
At least it was all in his briefcase. More on the bootleg barrister HERE! Photo by Pau Casals on Unsplash
Aug 17, 2024
We Caught Norma’s Diner Listening
We caught the staff at Norma’s Diner, 126 South Kansas Avenue in Columbus, KS, listening at work, so we hooked them up with “Show Me State Beer Cards,” good at over 20 locations across Southwest Missouri. If we catch you listening to Classic Hits 93.9 where you work, we’ll hook you up with one too. … Continue reading We Caught Norma’s Diner Listening
Aug 16, 2024
Woman Hits Boyfriend With Car On the Way To Couples Therapy
Sounds like this dude dodged a bullet! Even if he couldn’t dodge the car… More about the impact the incident had on their relationship HERE! Photo by Will Creswick on Unsplash
Aug 15, 2024
Arrested For Sharing Applebee’s Appetizer
Applebees: Our food is arresting. More on the woman arrested for eatin’ a little too good in the neighborhood HERE! Photo by Nelson Ndongala on Unsplash
Aug 14, 2024
Arrested For Breaking INTO Jail
The good news for him is he’ll be there for a while! More on the brainless break-in HERE! Photo by Matthew Ansley on Unsplash
Aug 13, 2024
Man Steals Cop Car With Cop IN It
He’s charged with grand theft auto in the dumbest degree. More about this half-wit hijacking, including the surveillance video HERE! Photo by Stephen Picilaidis on Unsplash