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Dec 4, 2023

Severed Finger Found in Salad

That manager’s putting too much of herself into her work. More about the new “finger food” menu HERE! Photo by Olena Bohovyk on Unsplash

Dec 1, 2023

Attorney Pitches Poop-Filled Pringles Can

Like they say, once you pop you can’t stop. You honor, we would like to enter Exhibits B & M HERE. Photo by Lal MAHAMMAD on Unsplash

Nov 30, 2023

Woman Eats Counterfeit Money

She should’ve just maxed out a credit card that she has no intention of paying back like the rest of us. More about how she will have to cough up some jail time HERE! Photo by Blogging Guide on Unsplash

Nov 29, 2023

There’s A FLY In My Colonoscopy

Further proving there is no such thing as a routine medical procedure. Get the buzz from Missouri HERE! Photo by Chris Curry on Unsplash

Nov 24, 2023

Man’s House Hit By Car Four Times

How about you install a jump ramp, so the car sails over the house? More on the auto attracting abode HERE! Photo by Ayo Ogunseinde on Unsplash

Nov 23, 2023

Humane Society Accidentally Sends Rabbits & Guinea Pigs To Reptile Farm

Time to review those background checks. Find out how the cuddly creatures became snake snacks HERE! Photo by Alexander Krivitskiy on Unsplash

Nov 22, 2023

Black Friday Jingle Jam

Classic Hits 93.9, the Four States “Official Christmas Station” presents “The Black Friday Jingle Jam.” Friday, November 24th, We’re giving you 24 hours of non-stop holiday favorites to get you in a festive spirit. Plus, you get to help us pick the Christmas favorites that we play using the Classic Hits 93.9 Mobile app or … Continue reading Black Friday Jingle Jam

Nov 22, 2023

Man Robs Bank With Pringles

Look out – he’s got cholesterol! More on the flavorsome felony HERE! Photo by Lal MAHAMMAD on Unsplash

Nov 21, 2023

$925 Skirt Looks Like A Towel

What in the name of gym class is going on here? Read more about the fashion choice more questionable than socks with sandals HERE! Photo by Denny Müller on Unsplash

Nov 21, 2023

Black Friday is also Brown Friday

It’s not a myth. The busiest day of the year for plumbers is the day after Thanksgiving. If you’re hosting Thanksgiving and aren’t fully confident in your PLUMBING, we have some tips to help you avoid a costly, embarrassing visit from Roto-Rooter HERE. Photo by Jas Min on Unsplash

Nov 20, 2023

3 Locked In Jail, Rescued, Arrested

Did none of them had a friend with a crowbar? More on the twice imprisoned up trio HERE! Photo by Ye Jinghan on Unsplash

Nov 17, 2023

Police Chase Ends in Tipped Golf Course Prota Potty

From the outhouse to the Big House. Find out how he ended up “in the hole” HERE! Photo by Craig Whitehead on Unsplash