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Dec 18, 2025

Shoplifter Busted at Shop With A Cop Event

It’s like How the Grinch Stole Christmas, except this one ends with felony charges. How this Scrooge ended up “Naughty List” certified HERE!

Dec 17, 2025

Guy Calls Cops After Car He Stole Got Towed

He called police to complain his stolen car got towed, basically forgetting that he was the thief. How he RSVP’d to his own arrest HERE. Photo: New Castle County Sheriff Department

Nov 28, 2025

Entire Band Quits and Abandons Singer at a Gas Station

This is going to ruin the tour. Read the full story here. Caution: Explicit Language Photo by Hans Eiskonen on Unsplash

Nov 27, 2025

Vice President Mocks Product and Customers and Admits He Comes to Work High

A secretly taped rant has lead to two people losing their jobs – both the recorder and the recorded. I don’t think one of them wanted to be there anymore anyway. Read the full story here. Photo by Girl with red hat on Unsplash

Nov 26, 2025

Driver Mistakes Kansas Highway for the Autobahn

It’s not that we don’t understand the urge to get out of Wichita with haste, but c’mon. Read the full story here. Photo by Pete F on Unsplash

Nov 25, 2025

Intoxicated School Bus Driver Blames the NyQuil

It’s his nighttime, sniffling, sneezing, coughing, aching, fever, stuffy nose, show up to work legally drunk remedy! Read the full story here. Photo by Joshua Hoehne on Unsplash

Nov 24, 2025

Police on the Lookout for a Thieving Knockoff Backstreet Boy

Backstreet Boy AJ McLean swears he has an alibi. He may have a long lost brother. Read the story and see if you see the resemblance here. Photo by Max Fleischmann on Unsplash

Oct 3, 2025

Ex-Cop Steals From Crime Stoppers

There was nothing left to pay the guy who discovered the crime. Bummer. More about this ironic plot twist HERE!

Sep 5, 2025

Man Kisses Cop While Being Arrested

They say love can’t be chained, but it can be handcuffed. Learn how Cupid crashed the crime scene HERE!

Aug 8, 2025

We Do Not Talk About Day Care Fight Club

But when we do, we have to wonder if it will some day be a reality television staple. Read the stupid story here. Photo by bady abbas on Unsplash

Aug 7, 2025

Influencer Breaks Spine Trying Stiletto Challenge

The 32 year old posted afterward, “Irony? Karma? Or just life, which always tests our strength at the most unexpected moment.” Unexpected? You went through several steps to set this guaranteed disaster into motion! Read the stupid story here. Photo by The Paris Photographer on Unsplash

Aug 5, 2025

USDA Using Scarlett Johansson And Adam Driver To Scare Off Wolves

I have not seen this film, but the fact that it’s being used in this way discourages me from wanting to see it. And I’m not even a wolf. Read the full story here. Photo by Thomas Bonometti on Unsplash