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May 14, 2024

Man Assaults Cops With Cheese

It has to be at least a Class BRIE felony. More on how this blockhead tried to slice the cops HERE! Photo by Aliona Gumeniuk on Unsplash

May 7, 2024

Smoked Salmon Stolen

A criminal like this is known as a lox-picker. More about this fishy felony HERE! Photo by karl muscat on Unsplash

Apr 12, 2024

Chase Suspect Flies Off 100 foot Cliff, LIVES

Hopefully, this dude can play the lotto in prison! Read all about his high felonious flight HERE! Photo Courtesy Judith Cordasci

Apr 10, 2024

Man Busted For Stealing Swear Jar

“Curses! Foiled again!” More on the capture of the foul mouthed felon HERE! Photo by Josh Appel on Unsplash

Mar 21, 2024

Burglars Demand High-Value Cat

We hope they notified claw enforcement. More about the failed feline felons HERE! Photo by Raoul Droog on Unsplash

Mar 14, 2024

Man Busted Breaking INTO Prison

That’s one way to fast track the system. The full story on how the foolish felon landed behind bars TWICE HERE! Photo by Pandav Tank on Unsplash

Mar 12, 2024

Mellencamp Surprised by The Boss

Bruce Springsteen made a surprise appearance at a recent John Mellencamp show in New Jersey to perform “Pink Houses.” You can check out the video HERE! Photo by Emily Campbell on Unsplash

Mar 7, 2024

Flirting Florida Flier Busted for Bomb Threat

As pick-up lines go, it bombed. More on the “Florida Man” facepalm felony HERE! Photo by dylan nolte on Unsplash

Feb 19, 2024

After 51 Years, Paul McCartney Reunited with Stolen Guitar

Swiped from the back of a van in 1972, Paul McCartney has been reunited with his beloved 1961 Höfner 500/1 bass guitar, which he bought for $37. You won’t believe where it was found, and how much it’s worth now. The story of the theft and happy reunion HERE! Photo by Ray on Unsplash

Feb 19, 2024

Felony Chewing Gum Theft

Cops are having a hard time finding her. Apparently, she’s kinda Wrigley. The story of how she went from Double Bubble to BIG TROUBLE HERE! Photo by Daniel Monteiro on Unsplash

Jan 19, 2024

Woman Stuffs Pet Hamster, Posed As Pole Dancer

Press a button and it spins around to the song “Pour Some Raisins On Me” by Def Gerbil. More on the tale of Big Mouth Billy the Singing Bass’ down on their luck cousin HERE! Pic by Jeff Bell

Dec 6, 2023

Woman Shoplifts During ‘Shop With A Cop’ Event

She was charged with shoplifting and felony bad timing. More on the brainless bandit HERE! Photo by Jacky Lam on Unsplash