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Apr 29, 2024

Boat Thief Tries Dodging Cops Dressed As Dame

Cue up Aerosmith’s “Dude Looks Like a Lady.” More on the cross-dressing con HERE! Photo by Jesús Boscán on Unsplash

Mar 6, 2024

Tourist Stung in the Man Bits by Scorpion

Worst superhero origin story…EVER! What really happened between the man and the scorpion HERE! Photo by Leon Pauleikhoff on Unsplash

Feb 28, 2024

Bacon and Ammo Stolen From Freedom

God Bless ’Murica? More about the pork pillaging, buckshot bandit HERE! Photo by Gwendal Cottin on Unsplash

Feb 19, 2024

Felony Chewing Gum Theft

Cops are having a hard time finding her. Apparently, she’s kinda Wrigley. The story of how she went from Double Bubble to BIG TROUBLE HERE! Photo by Daniel Monteiro on Unsplash

Feb 14, 2024

Woman Swings Sword At Cop

This would be a perfect case for bringing back stocks in the town square. More on the ol’ battle axe HERE! Photo by 1MilliDollars on Unsplash

Jan 19, 2024

Woman Stuffs Pet Hamster, Posed As Pole Dancer

Press a button and it spins around to the song “Pour Some Raisins On Me” by Def Gerbil. More on the tale of Big Mouth Billy the Singing Bass’ down on their luck cousin HERE! Pic by Jeff Bell

Jan 3, 2024

Chase Suspect Stops to Refuel

Pro Tip: Always fill ‘er up before the chase. More on the “Car Chase Channel” blooper reel bonehead HERE! Photo by engin akyurt on Unsplash

Nov 30, 2023

Woman Eats Counterfeit Money

She should’ve just maxed out a credit card that she has no intention of paying back like the rest of us. More about how she will have to cough up some jail time HERE! Photo by Blogging Guide on Unsplash

Nov 14, 2023

Delta Asks You to Please Refrain from Singing on the Plane

Sing, sing a song Sing out loud Sing out strong – just not on the airplane Read the story here! Photo by Kevin Woblick on Unsplash

Oct 10, 2023

Man Applies for Job, Steals Car

Being an assertive decision maker is something employers are looking for, unless those assertive decisions are felonies. More about the boneheaded bandit HERE! Photo by Tim Mossholder on Unsplash

Oct 2, 2023

Brainless Bandits Swipe Hornet Filled Shop Vac

Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, run like crazy! Read the stinging story HERE! Photo by Mathew Schwartz on Unsplash

Sep 18, 2023

Man Arrested For Torching Car Belonging to His Girlfriend/Cousin

That’s some next level Florida’ing! Read more about the insecure, incestuous arsonist HERE! Photo by Afif Ramdhasuma on Unsplash