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Dec 12, 2025

Drone Drops Crab Legs Into Prison

Prison dining just got an upgrade! How inmates ALMOST went from mystery meat to surf and turf HERE! Photo credit: South Carolina Department of Corrections

Dec 11, 2025

Man Robs Store with Antique Gun

The weapon was historic, but the choices were timelessly bad. More on the Tulsa Antiques Roadshow: Crime Edition HERE! Photos via Tulsa PD

Dec 9, 2025

Dude Accidentally Deposits Meth at Bank

Yet another reason to use mobile banking. How his trip to the bank ended with more than just overdraft fees HERE! Photo: Monroe County Sheriff’s Office

Dec 8, 2025

Woman In Coffin Set for Cremation Begins Knocking

Nothing livens up a funeral like someone not being dead. Find out how government bureaucracy saved her life HERE!

Dec 2, 2025

Thieves Steal $100,000 in Snails

Everyone wonders where the Escargot Escar-went. More on the crime that left the victims shell-shocked HERE!

Dec 1, 2025

Felony Joyride Burger Run

Putting the fast in “Fast Food.” A meal deal that now includes fines, a lawyer, and a new job search HERE!

Nov 28, 2025

Entire Band Quits and Abandons Singer at a Gas Station

This is going to ruin the tour. Read the full story here. Caution: Explicit Language Photo by Hans Eiskonen on Unsplash

Nov 27, 2025

Vice President Mocks Product and Customers and Admits He Comes to Work High

A secretly taped rant has lead to two people losing their jobs – both the recorder and the recorded. I don’t think one of them wanted to be there anymore anyway. Read the full story here. Photo by Girl with red hat on Unsplash

Nov 26, 2025

Driver Mistakes Kansas Highway for the Autobahn

It’s not that we don’t understand the urge to get out of Wichita with haste, but c’mon. Read the full story here. Photo by Pete F on Unsplash

Nov 25, 2025

Intoxicated School Bus Driver Blames the NyQuil

It’s his nighttime, sniffling, sneezing, coughing, aching, fever, stuffy nose, show up to work legally drunk remedy! Read the full story here. Photo by Joshua Hoehne on Unsplash

Nov 24, 2025

Police on the Lookout for a Thieving Knockoff Backstreet Boy

Backstreet Boy AJ McLean swears he has an alibi. He may have a long lost brother. Read the story and see if you see the resemblance here. Photo by Max Fleischmann on Unsplash

Nov 21, 2025

Judge Fired For Wearing Elvis Wig

A judge trades legal briefs for blue suede shoes, and gets all shook up. How a Missouri courtroom turned into a mini-Graceland HERE!