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Aug 12, 2024

DUI Simulator Runs Over 5 People

The drunk driving was simulated; the lawyers will be VERY real. All the smashing details HERE! Photo by Frames For Your Heart on Unsplash

Apr 26, 2024

Drunk Driver Sings During Arrest

Was it “Jailhouse Rock?” More on the tale of the tanked troubadour HERE! Photo by Dmitry Vechorko on Unsplash

Apr 25, 2024

Man Runs Over Gator, Saves Friend

FINALLY…Florida Man gets to be the hero! More on the Florida gator flattening HERE! Photo by Michael Jerrard on Unsplash

Apr 19, 2024

Passenger Boat Captain Gets Drunk, Falls Overboard

Remember the sea shanty “What Shall We Do With A Drunken Sailor?” The answer HERE! Photo by Billeasy on Unsplash

Feb 27, 2024

Priest Busted For Stealing Oven Mitts, Ice Cream

He traded in his clerical clothing for an orange jumpsuit. More on the pilfering priest HERE! Photo by mahdi rezaei on Unsplash

Jan 10, 2024

Hit-Run Suspect Busted With Booty Dope

Worst. Man purse. EVER! More on this in-depth investigation HERE! Photo by charlesdeluvio on Unsplash

Dec 18, 2023

Drunk Driver Sings Gospel Songs, Wets Herself

She was full of the spirits! The tale of the tinkling trashed troubadour HERE! Photo by Julia Taubitz on Unsplash

Dec 15, 2023

I WOULD CLAIM THE MONEY BUT I WOULD HAVE TO GET DRESSED AND TAKE A PHOTO

It’s a whole thing. I guess you can just keep it. Time Runs Out for Winner to Claim $44 Million Lottery Ticket Read the full story here. Photo by Erik Mclean on Unsplash

Dec 13, 2023

Man Molests Manatee Mannequin

Oh the hu-manatee! More on the arrest of the mashed malfeasant HERE! Photo by Frank Wolsing on Unsplash

Oct 4, 2023

Hair Scrunchie Gets Teacher Busted

Somebody was having more fun than anybody else at family fun night. More on the trippy teacher HERE! Photo by John Carlo Tubelleza on Unsplash

Oct 2, 2023

Brainless Bandits Swipe Hornet Filled Shop Vac

Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, run like crazy! Read the stinging story HERE! Photo by Mathew Schwartz on Unsplash

Sep 6, 2023

Florida Deputy Leads Other Police On Car Chase

Kind of the opposite of “quiet quitting.” Read about his high speed hijinks HERE! Photo by Satyajit Bhowmik on Unsplash