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Dec 3, 2025

Runaway Reindeer, Marines Called

One reindeer slipped out of a Christmas event, and the Royal Marines got involved. Pour yourself an eggnog, and read all about it HERE!

Dec 2, 2025

Thieves Steal $100,000 in Snails

Everyone wonders where the Escargot Escar-went. More on the crime that left the victims shell-shocked HERE!

Nov 28, 2025

Entire Band Quits and Abandons Singer at a Gas Station

This is going to ruin the tour. Read the full story here. Caution: Explicit Language Photo by Hans Eiskonen on Unsplash

Nov 27, 2025

Vice President Mocks Product and Customers and Admits He Comes to Work High

A secretly taped rant has lead to two people losing their jobs – both the recorder and the recorded. I don’t think one of them wanted to be there anymore anyway. Read the full story here. Photo by Girl with red hat on Unsplash

Nov 26, 2025

Driver Mistakes Kansas Highway for the Autobahn

It’s not that we don’t understand the urge to get out of Wichita with haste, but c’mon. Read the full story here. Photo by Pete F on Unsplash

Nov 25, 2025

Intoxicated School Bus Driver Blames the NyQuil

It’s his nighttime, sniffling, sneezing, coughing, aching, fever, stuffy nose, show up to work legally drunk remedy! Read the full story here. Photo by Joshua Hoehne on Unsplash

Nov 24, 2025

Police on the Lookout for a Thieving Knockoff Backstreet Boy

Backstreet Boy AJ McLean swears he has an alibi. He may have a long lost brother. Read the story and see if you see the resemblance here. Photo by Max Fleischmann on Unsplash

Nov 21, 2025

Judge Fired For Wearing Elvis Wig

A judge trades legal briefs for blue suede shoes, and gets all shook up. How a Missouri courtroom turned into a mini-Graceland HERE!

Nov 20, 2025

Man Hospitalized After Swallowing Entire Burger

A burger binge turns into an ambulance ride. More about this edible escapade HERE!

Nov 19, 2025

Bathroom Weed Vaper Forces Emergency Landing

Someone had a little too much fun at 30,000 feet! More on this “high-flying” bathroom break HERE!

Nov 18, 2025

Guy Stages Carjacking to Avoid Shopping with Wife

Dude found the world’s most dramatic excuse to skip shopping. When forced shopping trips drive men to madness HERE!

Nov 17, 2025

Driver Tries to Use Monopoly Game Card to Get Out Of Ticket

This driver thought Monopoly rules might work in real life. Learn what happened when board games met the badge HERE!