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Sep 16, 2024

Assault With A Water Gun

Good thing it wasn’t water balloons, she’d be in solitary. More on the absurd aqua assault charge HERE. Photo by Yasin Arıbuğa on Unsplash

Aug 29, 2024

Bus Driver Makes Students Ride with Window Up On Hot Day

She went old school. More on her “convection oven” theory of discipline, with video HERE! Photo by Denisse Leon on Unsplash

Jul 17, 2024

Man Arrested for Throwing Doritos

As they say Cheetos never win. More on the chip chucking chucklehead HERE! Photo by Tamas Pap on Unsplash

Jul 16, 2024

Man Shoots Down Walmart Delivery Drone

The irony is that he also deprived another Florida man of his beer, Twinkies, and Crocs. More on the paranoid pistol packing perp HERE! Photo by Josh Sorenson on Unsplash

Jul 9, 2024

Punks Throw Cheese at Car

The most Wisconsin crime EVER! More on this un-brie-lievable assault HERE! Photo by Önder Örtel on Unsplash

Jun 17, 2024

Stinky Cat Box Prompts 911 Call

This story brought to you by Febreze. All the smelly details HERE! Photo by Bogdan Farca on Unsplash

May 28, 2024

Postal Worker Busted Street Racing

Snail mail, my eye. The fast and furious details HERE! Photo by Trinity Nguyen on Unsplash

May 24, 2024

Clown Arrested for Prostitution

He only makes one “balloon animal.” Guess what it is. More on the Case of the Juggling Gigolo HERE! Photo by Dawin Rizzo on Unsplash

May 16, 2024

Georgia Man Gets Lawnmower DUI

That’s one way to get out of mowing the lawn. More on this tipsy trimmer HERE! Photo by Noah Pienaar on Unsplash

May 14, 2024

Man Assaults Cops With Cheese

It has to be at least a Class BRIE felony. More on how this blockhead tried to slice the cops HERE! Photo by Aliona Gumeniuk on Unsplash

May 13, 2024

Man Carves Name Into Patrol Car

Now he can carve his name into his jail cell wall. More on the winner of the pliers penmanship award winner HERE! Photo courtesy Broward Sheriff’s Office

Apr 9, 2024

Woman Gets Speeding Ticket While Being Towed

You get a tow truck driver who wants to help you get your car fixed as quick as possible, and THIS happens. Read more about the phantom speeder HERE! Photo by Denny Müller on Unsplash