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Aug 4, 2023

Chinese Man Gets Lightbulb Stuck In His…

MOUTH! (Sicko.)😳💡😮 Maybe he just wanted a light lunch?😏 Read the enlightening details HERE! Photo by Diego PH on Unsplash

Aug 2, 2023

Texas Woman Attempts To Have Her Boyfriend Killed…TWICE… in the same night!

She could have just dumped him via text, but maybe she didn’t want to hurt his feelings.😳💔 Read the painful breakup details HERE! Photo by Marah Bashir on Unsplash

Aug 1, 2023

Posh Geezers Punch It Out Over Oysters and Wine in the Hamptons

RICH GUY FIGHT! We ask for Musk-Zuckerberg. Instead we get a moneyed elderly melee. 👴🤜🤕 Details of the dustup HERE. Photo by Jessie McCall on Unsplash

Jul 31, 2023

Pennsylvania Police Perusing Banana Tossing Bad Guy

They threw the bananas, and split. 🍌💨🤾 Read all the fruity facts HERE! Photo credit: Photo by matthew Feeney on Unsplash

Jul 28, 2023

Woman convicted for nagging her husband

Felony nagging, murmur in the first degree. 🤬😒 Read the shrewish, unrelenting story HERE. Photo Credit: Photo by Julien L on Unsplash

Jul 26, 2023

Half-wit Huffer Blows Out Car Windows

And that’s how you play “Oppenheimer: The Home Game.”💥🚗🤕 The explosive details HERE. Photo credit: Alexander Krivitskiy

Jun 29, 2023

Samurai swords vs. pitchforks in Seatle

Do we need to check Seattle for a time portal, or is someone creating a Dollar Store version of “Highlander”? Read every wild detail here.

Jun 29, 2023

A felonious waste of perfectly good Skittles.

A Minnesota malefactor arrested for assault with Skittles. Somebody remind this fool it’s “taste the rainbow,” not “TOSS the rainbow!” Read the candy-coated story here.

Jun 27, 2023

A Woman On The Run Hides Out on Disney Ride

A woman on the lamb hides from the law at Disneyland. Read the story here. Did they wait in the gift shop for her mugshot to be developed from the Thunder Mountain ride camera?

Jun 1, 2023

Transmitter Maintenance Notification

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Jun 1, 2023

Text to Win Weekend – Three Dog Night at Kansas Crossing Casino

Classic Hits 93.9 is proud to welcome Three Dog Night to the Corral Outdoor Stage, at Kansas Crossing Casino, in Pittsburg, on Saturday night, June 10. Classic Hits 93.9 is giving away tickets to the show all this weekend! Listen for the ticket window to open. When it does, you’ll receive a “code word.” Text … Continue reading Text to Win Weekend – Three Dog Night at Kansas Crossing Casino

May 18, 2023

Text to Win Weekend – Blue Oyster Cult at Buffalo Run Casino

Win a pair of tickets to see Blue Oyster Cult in the Peoria Showplace at Buffalo Run Casino on Friday, May 26th! Listen for the “Text to Win Ticket Window” to open Saturday at 10am, 1pm and 4pm and again Sunday at 11am and 4pm. You will have one hour to text the word we … Continue reading Text to Win Weekend – Blue Oyster Cult at Buffalo Run Casino