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Oct 3, 2023

Woman Celebrates 100 Years at Hooters

Not really stupid, but it was a Hoot! A recap of the centenarian celebration HERE! Photo by Shubham Dhage on Unsplash

Oct 2, 2023

This is a test. This is only a test.

This Wednesday (Oct. 4, 2023) at 1:20 pm, your phone, along with all radios and televisions, will likely receive an alert. Don’t worry. It’s a scheduled nationwide test of the FEMA Emergency Alert System and Wireless Emergency Alerts. Read more about it here. Photo by Daria Nepriakhina 🇺🇦 on Unsplash

Oct 2, 2023

McDonald’s McSecret Sandwich

It’s called the McBrunch and you can only get it at EXACTLY 10:35am. Discover how you can get yours HERE! Photo by Nicolás Varela on Unsplash

Oct 2, 2023

Brainless Bandits Swipe Hornet Filled Shop Vac

Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee, run like crazy! Read the stinging story HERE! Photo by Mathew Schwartz on Unsplash

Sep 28, 2023

I’m Not Dead Yet says Missouri Woman

She’s been trying to prove that she’s alive since 2007! Details on the story here Photo by Sandy Millar on Unsplash

Sep 28, 2023

UPDATE: Springsteen Cancels Remainder of Tour

In an update to news we gave you early in September, Bruce Springsteen is canceling all the remaining dates on his 2023 tour due to peptic ulcer disease. A statement shared on his Instagram reads, “Bruce Springsteen has continued to recover steadily from peptic ulcer disease over the past few weeks and will continue treatment through the rest of … Continue reading UPDATE: Springsteen Cancels Remainder of Tour

Sep 28, 2023

Fast Food Worker Fires On Family After Curly Fries Argument

Texas is gonna do Texas stuff. Details on the “drive-by drive-thru” HERE! Photo by micheile henderson on Unsplash

Sep 27, 2023

You Can Stay in Shrek’s Swamp

You will need to travel to the Scottish Highlands, but there will be waffles! Here’s where you can find more about your fairy tale vacation. Photo by Pavel Gromadchuk on Unsplash

Sep 27, 2023

Woman Smashes Street Piano

Why does she hate Billy Joel? Plus she stole from the tip jar! See the whole event HERE! Photo by David Pisnoy on Unsplash

Sep 27, 2023

Joplin Walk to End Alzheimer’s

Alzheimer’s disease is the sixth-leading cause of death in the United States. In Missouri alone, there are more than 120,000 people living with Alzheimer’s and more than 319,000 family members and friends caring for them. Classic Hits 93.9 is a proud partner of the annual Joplin Walk to End Alzheimer’s, Saturday, October 14th. The group … Continue reading Joplin Walk to End Alzheimer’s

Sep 27, 2023

Drug Dealer Calls Cops to Report Theft

Someone has spent too much time sampling his own supply. And this may not even be his dumbest arrest. More of this idiots inept exploits HERE! Photo by De an Sun on Unsplash

Sep 26, 2023

Greek Sheep Gobble Up Ganja

Maybe they’ll produce a new “High” quality “Merino-ana” wool? More on the stewed lambs HERE! Photo by Andrea Lightfoot on Unsplash and by Matthew Brodeur on Unsplash