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Dec 12, 2025

Drone Drops Crab Legs Into Prison

Prison dining just got an upgrade! How inmates ALMOST went from mystery meat to surf and turf HERE! Photo credit: South Carolina Department of Corrections

Dec 2, 2025

Thieves Steal $100,000 in Snails

Everyone wonders where the Escargot Escar-went. More on the crime that left the victims shell-shocked HERE!

Nov 26, 2025

Driver Mistakes Kansas Highway for the Autobahn

It’s not that we don’t understand the urge to get out of Wichita with haste, but c’mon. Read the full story here. Photo by Pete F on Unsplash

Nov 24, 2025

Police on the Lookout for a Thieving Knockoff Backstreet Boy

Backstreet Boy AJ McLean swears he has an alibi. He may have a long lost brother. Read the story and see if you see the resemblance here. Photo by Max Fleischmann on Unsplash

Nov 18, 2025

Guy Stages Carjacking to Avoid Shopping with Wife

Dude found the world’s most dramatic excuse to skip shopping. When forced shopping trips drive men to madness HERE!

Nov 17, 2025

Driver Tries to Use Monopoly Game Card to Get Out Of Ticket

This driver thought Monopoly rules might work in real life. Learn what happened when board games met the badge HERE!

Nov 3, 2025

Man Smashes Car With Giant Pumpkin

This cars run ended with a bang and a squash. Learn all about arguably the greatest automotive exit ever HERE! Photo credit: Jill Bosworth Gebert / Instagram

Oct 29, 2025

Truck Overturns Lab Monkeys Escape

Hepa-herp-Covi monkey is still on the loose!!! More on the monkey business in Mississippi HERE!

Sep 30, 2025

Teacher Assistant Stinks Up School, Arrested

He went from helping to teach lessons to becoming the lesson. How he cleared the school faster than any fire drill could HERE!

Sep 22, 2025

Match Teacher Busted With Blow

Somebody’s after-school special got way too real. More on her venture into “higher” education HERE!

Sep 19, 2025

Man Robs Disney Eatery, Scubas Away

Who needs a getaway car when you’ve got a snorkel and a frog kick? More on this dine and splash crime HERE!

Sep 18, 2025

Drunk Driver Claims Husband Was Driving, He Wasn’t Even in the Car

It’s always the husband’s fault. More on her dimwitted DUI defense HERE!