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Man Uses Google Translate In Attempted Robbery

Mar 20, 2026

Man Uses Google Translate In Attempted Robbery

In Newark, New Jersey, a guy decides he’s gonna rob an Ecuadorian restaurant—using Google Translate. Yeah. His big plan was to type his stickup note into the app, hit “translate to Spanish,” and show it to the cashier. Very 21st century of him. He even ordered a coffee first, because apparently caffeine is key to … Continue reading Man Uses Google Translate In Attempted Robbery

Listening to Music May Reduce Anxiety

Mar 19, 2026

Listening to Music May Reduce Anxiety

So apparently, you don’t need therapy, you just need… 24 minutes of tunes. A new study out of Toronto Metropolitan University says listening to music — specifically for about 24 minutes — actually reduces anxiety. Not 12, not 36 — twenty-four was the magic number. They tested 144 adults who already had anxiety and were … Continue reading Listening to Music May Reduce Anxiety

Drunk-Driving In A Golf Cart

Mar 19, 2026

Drunk-Driving In A Golf Cart

A “pickled pensioner” in North Port, Florida, decided his golf cart was the perfect getaway car after “partying at the club” since noon. It was nine at night. His wife fell out of the cart on the way home, hit her head, and he called 911 … which was the smartest thing he did all … Continue reading Drunk-Driving In A Golf Cart

Joplin Recycling Coordinator Scott Patterson Visits Classic Hits 93.9

Mar 18, 2026

Joplin Recycling Coordinator Scott Patterson Visits Classic Hits 93.9

You know what costs less than a fancy latte? Curbside recycling in Joplin — just $4.87 a month, and they even give you the cart. Seriously, you just call Republic Services, roll your bin to the curb when it’s full, and boom — you’re saving the planet before breakfast. Joplin’s recycling guru, Scott Patterson, says … Continue reading Joplin Recycling Coordinator Scott Patterson Visits Classic Hits 93.9

Jenny’s Number Finds a New Gig

Mar 17, 2026

Jenny’s Number Finds a New Gig

What’s the most famous phone number in music? Remember? The number everyone prank‑called in the 80s — 867‑5309? Turns out, Jenny’s number is finally doing something useful. Tommy Heath, the guy from Tommy Tutone who wrote the song, teamed up with the Cancer Support Community and Gilda’s Club to turn it into a real helpline … Continue reading Jenny’s Number Finds a New Gig

2026 Academy Awards ~ Oscar Recap

Mar 16, 2026

2026 Academy Awards ~ Oscar Recap

The Oscars were last night, with Conan O’Brien back for round two as host—and let’s just say, the man still knows how to roast Hollywood with a wink. The big winner? “One Battle After Another”—swept up six awards, including Best Picture, Director, and Cinematography. Michael B. Jordan snagged his first Oscar for playing both Smoke … Continue reading 2026 Academy Awards ~ Oscar Recap

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Friday The 13th NOT As Dangerous As You Think

Mar 13, 2026

Friday The 13th NOT As Dangerous As You Think

So, it’s Friday the 13th — cue the spooky music. If you find yourself scanning for black cats or skipping sidewalk cracks, you might have triskaidekaphobia… yep, fear of the number 13. Millions do. In fact, some folks even stay home today. Ironically, research says we’re actually safer on Friday the 13th, probably because everyone’s … Continue reading Friday The 13th NOT As Dangerous As You Think

If You Have Clutter, You Should Ditch These Items First

Mar 12, 2026

If You Have Clutter, You Should Ditch These Items First

Ever notice how no matter how much you clean, your house still looks like a “before” photo? Yeah, same. Turns out, it’s not your organizing skills—it’s your duplicates. Professional organizers say we hang onto way too many backups of the same junk. Here are the usual suspects: Water Bottles: You only have one mouth, not … Continue reading If You Have Clutter, You Should Ditch These Items First

How To Avoid Facebook Marketplace Scams

Mar 11, 2026

How To Avoid Facebook Marketplace Scams

Facebook Marketplace is kind of like a giant online yard sale: lots of great finds, plus a few people trying to walk off with your wallet. You don’t have to avoid it, you just have to stop shopping like a target. Start with the profile. If the seller has no picture, almost no photos, weird … Continue reading How To Avoid Facebook Marketplace Scams

Woman Breaks Into Home, Eats Fruity Pebbles, Pets Dog

Mar 11, 2026

Woman Breaks Into Home, Eats Fruity Pebbles, Pets Dog

Hitting close to home, last Tuesday, a woman in Springfield, Missouri walked into a random house, poured herself some Fruity Pebbles, and started petting the family dog. Totally normal Tuesday, right? The homeowner’s kid smelled something burning and went downstairs to find a stranger in the kitchen — pantsless, by the way — surrounded by … Continue reading Woman Breaks Into Home, Eats Fruity Pebbles, Pets Dog

Coffee Shop Habits To Stop

Mar 10, 2026

Coffee Shop Habits To Stop

With the #1 Coffee Shop in the world now residing in Northwest Arkansas, something you need to know before you go is “Coffee Shop Etiquette.” Ever notice how coffee shops bring out people’s… worst habits? Etiquette experts say a little caffeine isn’t the only thing we should be ordering—maybe a side of manners, too. First … Continue reading Coffee Shop Habits To Stop

Sniff This For An Energy Boost

Mar 9, 2026

Sniff This For An Energy Boost

So apparently, you don’t always need a latte to wake up your brain… you might just need to sniff your snacks. Experts say certain smells can flip on the brain’s “wake up and pay attention” switch by talking to the parts of your brain that handle mood, memory, and focus. Think of it as aromatherapy … Continue reading Sniff This For An Energy Boost

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