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Mar 18, 2025

Man Busted Stealing Lap Dances

He went from VIP section to VIP… Very Incarcerated Person. Details about how he got caught with your pants down HERE! Mugshot courtesy Pinellas County Sheriff Photo by Eric Weise

Feb 21, 2025

Woman Fills Ex’s Gas Tank With “Pre-Sucked Skittles”

The car may be damaged, but not nearly as much as this Skittle sucking saboteur. More on this jilted lover’s creative carbonated cola and confectionery vengeance HERE! Photo by Jonathan J. Castellon on Unsplash

Feb 20, 2025

Men Try To Use Cannon To Launch Drugs Into Prison

It beats smuggling it in the USUAL way. More about this pair of loose cannons HERE! Photo by Pixabay

Feb 11, 2025

Thieves Poach Over 500 Eggs

Police scramble to crack the case. More on this eggs-travagant heist HERE! Photo by Shubham Dhage on Unsplash

Feb 10, 2025

Busy Beavers Beat Bureaucracy

No blueprints, no budget, no problem! Beavers just showed us how to get things done—no meetings required. The full story HERE! Photo by Francesco Ungaro on Unsplash

Feb 6, 2025

Canine Couture Meets Crime

He’s gonna have it RUFF behind bars. Proof that not all Florida Man stories are created equal HERE! Photo by Andrea Piacquadio

Feb 3, 2025

Man Jailed For Bologna Battery

A case of bologn-ious assault. Find the real meat of the story HERE! Photo by Giorgi Iremadze on Unsplash

Jan 28, 2025

PETA Wants To Revamp Groundhog Day

PETA proposes replacing Punxsutawney Phil with vegan friendly meteorology. More on how PETA’s trying to have their forecast and eat it too HERE! Photo by Kat Wood

Jan 21, 2025

Lawyer Threatens Wedding Guests Over Prime Rib

He may have been a little au juiced. More on this case of prime rib rage HERE! Photo by Jason Jarrach on Unsplash

Dec 27, 2024

Google Street View Solves Murder

It’s all part of a new feature, Google Snitch. More on the unexpected witness to a murder mystery HERE! Photo courtesy Google Street View

Nov 20, 2024

MAN LEAVES BAG OF DRUGS ON TRAIN, REPORTS IT MISSING

His missing bag put him on the express line to jail. More on this off the rails case of irony HERE! Photo by White Field Photo on Unsplash

Nov 4, 2024

Surfer Bitten By Shark At Same Beach Where He Was Bitten 11 Years Ago

Some people never learn. More on the second helping surfer HERE! Photo by Laura College on Unsplash