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Nov 22, 2023

Man Robs Bank With Pringles

Look out – he’s got cholesterol! More on the flavorsome felony HERE! Photo by Lal MAHAMMAD on Unsplash

Nov 20, 2023

Step Away From The Cantaloupe

CDC warns of Salmonella outbreak, issues recall. More about outbreak and what you should do HERE! Photo by Martin Moore on Unsplash

Nov 15, 2023

Santa Train Driver High On Meth

That’s not mine! It belongs to Rudolph! More on how this “Sketchy Santa” landed on the naughty list HERE! Photo by David Clode on Unsplash

Oct 25, 2023

POLICE SHOOT MAN EXITING PORTA-POTTY

“This is the police – come out with your pants up!” Learn more about the tawdry toilet transgression HERE! Photo by Erik Zünder on Unsplash

Oct 12, 2023

Woman Steal Car for Job Interview

We’ve said it before, being an assertive decision maker is something employers are looking for, unless those assertive decisions are felonies. More about the burlesque bandit HERE! Photo by Eric Nopanen on Unsplash

Oct 10, 2023

Man Applies for Job, Steals Car

Being an assertive decision maker is something employers are looking for, unless those assertive decisions are felonies. More about the boneheaded bandit HERE! Photo by Tim Mossholder on Unsplash

Sep 18, 2023

Man Arrested For Torching Car Belonging to His Girlfriend/Cousin

That’s some next level Florida’ing! Read more about the insecure, incestuous arsonist HERE! Photo by Afif Ramdhasuma on Unsplash

Jul 28, 2023

Woman convicted for nagging her husband

Felony nagging, murmur in the first degree. 🤬😒 Read the shrewish, unrelenting story HERE. Photo Credit: Photo by Julien L on Unsplash

Jul 27, 2023

Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce…METH?!?

An Alabama fast food felon serves up an unhappy meal. The supersized stupid story HERE! Photo credit: Photo by amirali mirhashemian on Unsplash

Jun 29, 2023

A felonious waste of perfectly good Skittles.

A Minnesota malefactor arrested for assault with Skittles. Somebody remind this fool it’s “taste the rainbow,” not “TOSS the rainbow!” Read the candy-coated story here.

Jun 27, 2023

A Woman On The Run Hides Out on Disney Ride

A woman on the lamb hides from the law at Disneyland. Read the story here. Did they wait in the gift shop for her mugshot to be developed from the Thunder Mountain ride camera?

May 9, 2023

Sting with Joe Sumner

Buy Tickets Sting’s My Songs concert is an exuberant and dynamic show featuring his most beloved songs, written throughout the 17-time Grammy Award winner’s illustrious career both with The Police and as a solo artist. Following a sold out six-night residency at the London Palladium, My Songs was hailed “a masterclass” by The Times; “Sting remains an undeniably skilled performer with … Continue reading Sting with Joe Sumner